- [first lines]
- Dee Twiddle: Oh, something's back there.
- [pointing at toilet paper]
- Dawn St. Dom: Oh, you've got one, too.
- [grabbing paper seat cover]
- Golf Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, an airplane has just made a hole-in-one.
- Dee Twiddle: [emerging] We come in peace.
- Dawn St. Dom: What are we listening to?
- Dee Twiddle: That's the Sound of Music.
- Dawn St. Dom: Oh cool. What's the music called?
- Dee Twiddle: How long have you lived here?
- Dawn St. Dom: Nine months. How about you?
- Dee Twiddle: Oh, not nearly that long. About a year.
- Dee Twiddle: That's my dream, I want to have my own a turtle orphanage. And I want to dance in a Broadway play.
- [last lines]
- Dee Twiddle: Turtles can teach us a lot.
- Virgil the Turtle: [farts]
- Tour Kid: I already know how to do that.