One, Two, Many

Unfortunately Stuttering John isn't a writer, an actor or a comedian. He pretends he is, but he has never achieved anything in any of these fields. He has no stand-up career, and his routine is non-existent - it consists of asking the audience where they're from / if they're married / if they still have sex, and then he will go on to tell you how he did something funny 20 years ago. It's not good. There's no actual comedy.

Anyway, that sums up this film quite nicely - there's no actual comedy. John plays a version of himself - a loser 30something with no endearing qualities whatsoever. John is now almost 60 years old and is still playing the same character - an overweight drunk with poor hygiene, no jokes and no audience, who spends his time pursuing younger women on dating sites, as well as creeping on female guests he has on his awful podcast. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

What makes this movie so bad is that John just isn't a likeable personality, either in real life, or in Hollywood. Instead of embarrassing celebrities like he used to, he now spends his life embarrassing himself and his ex-family.

This is so bad at first I thought it was a triumph of the satire genre, performance art of the highest quality. No such luck, Johnny Melenderp, the writer and "star", wasn't joking when he put this dreck out. Despite the talents of Bellamy Young and Jeffery Ross, and a solid cameo from Jm J Bullock, this movie makes the Spanish Flu seem fun. John Melenderp's writing is awful, most 15 year old boys didn't laugh at the cheap bathroom humor. And the plot? One minute we see our hero, I mean ZERO, dressed like a clown, the next minute he is in a fake version of Tony and Tina's wedding. I have had better times with my anal fissure.

It's clear that Stuttering John Melendez thought this witless, narcissistic mess of a movie was going to make him the next Adam Sandler.

Melendez is built like a fire hydrant and has the charm of road kill, yet in this he is a lady-killing lothario battling with his limitless power to bed any woman he sees. The only sexual challenge he has yet to attain is... a threesome!

That's all you need to know about the 'plot' of this. Shot like a high-budget student film, its only technical merits are that it is audible and in focus.

Co-star Bellamy Young is charming and certainly deserves much better. Comedian and roasting legend Jeff Ross appears to be doing Melendez a favour by appearing in this, a role apparently written for Melendez's former Stern cohort Artie Lange.

Of all the garbage National Lampoon slapped their name on in the '00s it's hard to imagine anything worse than this.

This movie isn't funny, even if you were high on dope it would be terrible.

Dont waste your time on this one. Acting is Crap Writing is Crap.Beware!!