- Yang (2006: [cleaning a toliet with a toothbrush while Yin is scrubbing the floor] But the good news is we only have to do this for two more months.
- Yin: Wait a minute...
- [snatches the toothbrush Yang is using]
- Yin: This toothbrush is pink!
- Yang (2006: Because it's yours!
- Saranoia: You can't leave Yin, you signed a contract!
- Yin: I didn't sign anything.
- Saranoia: Then take it up with my attorneys.
- Female Pirate: Arrrr-bitration!
- Yang (2006: That's the worst pirate pun ever!
- J.P.: I'm just glad the whole parrot thing is over with. I mean... gwah, gwah... that got a little old, didn't it?
- J.P.: Sassy lass... gwah... you see, I make that noise 'cause I'm a parrot.
- Nerd 1: Ah, the password is, I want to escape into a fantasy world to avoid facing my lack of a girlfriend.
- Nerd 2: Welcome, dateless brother.
- Milt the Worm: It's my eyes right? I'm totally adorable.