Cory in the House

Cory in the House is the greatest anime that has ever hit the airwaves. There are no superlatives good enough to describe this godly show. I was a hardcore atheist before I watched this show, but now I believe in God, and I use Cory in the House as a bible. This show is my religion. Not everybody will understand the superhuman genius that goes into every part of this show, but it is truly a brilliant show that is levels above anything else that humanity has ever created or done- computers, skyscrapers, landing on the moon, name whatever you desire, but Cory in the House is more important. When aliens visit, we will show them this as our crown jewel. Thank you Cory in the House. You have saved my marriage, you have saved my life, you have saved television, and you have saved humanity. All in all, basically 10/10 anime.

This is truly the greatest anime ever. Better that Jo-Jo, dragon ball, or naruto. Cory saves the country on a weekly basis. He stoped a potential conflict with Russia by having a dance-off with the Russian president. He is a true American Hero!

When it come to the greatest TV show of all times, people generally think of Breaking Bad, Game of Throne, The Wire and the likes of other old highly critical acclaims that no one of today give an F anymore.

but this... this is beyond our comprehension, it's so maleficent, it's so greatness, it's so god damn freaking awesomely scientifically extremely artistically critically legendarily deeply traditionally modernly presently grammatically phenomenon that for the very first time in the history of white, black, Asian, Indian, Christian, Muslim, LGBT, republic, democracy, communist, anarchy, monarchy, football, soccer, apple, Samsung, PlayStation, Xbox, Relativity, Quantum mechanics, mankind, woman-species, May-weather and a book... that FINALLY united all of us/it TOGETHER !!!

Not only that, It's so much universally cutting edge, much breakthrough, wow! Alien that it can re-define the modern physics as we all know of today.

In another sentences, Cory in the House is the GOAT - Greatest Of All Time!

Have you ever wondered how modern Anime came to be? The animation, the choreography, the writing? It was all because of this. Cory in the House is one of the most successful Anime titles in the current decade. It surpasses Attack on Titan and other popular Anime titles. This is because Cory in the House was the founding father for all future Animes. The brilliant art direction is responsible for this masterpiece to earn several nominations as well as a Golden Globe. If you have yet to watch Cory in the House, I recommend you do so. I once worshiped Allah, but because of Cory in the House, I worship Cory now. I have made a shrine dedicated to loathing Cory. I perform dark rituals for my master. Everyday after the rituals, I sit down with all of my weaboo friends and we watch a good 3-4 hours of Cory in the House. I can not stress this enough that Cory in the House is one of the best Animes, wait no, one of the best series to ever air on television since the invention of televisions. Please, do it for Cory.

The show Cory in the House is a great anime that has had a profound impact on the entertainment industry in its short life. In fact the reason why Cory in the House was cut short was because it was so good that it threatened to force all other television programs of the air because the only show anyone would have wanted to watch would have been Cory in the House. After watching this show my life was changed forever and now everything else feels boring and sub par as a result. I am conflicted as to whether I like this show as it both ruined and improved my life. Looking back at it now I can say that despite the fact that I am now a shell of my former self I still think watching Cory in the House was well worth it. This is why I would rate Cory in the House a 100/10 but due to IMDb's interface I must rate it a lowly 10. Truly a masterpiece and a pinnacle of human achievement.