Die Zombiejäger

This is a low budget movie that is madw as a tribute t8 rhe zombie movies of the 80's.

Actors are bad, the voices are placed there after the film so it is not synced... That is all made by the directors choice to be as close to the 80-zombie soul... The movie may be shit according to some that compares it to the new zombiefilms. I say it may be shit but it is good. The flaws make it good because they are chosen to be there.

Some flaws are unintentional ofcourse but every movie has flaws...

First of all I must tell you that this is a low budget film and must be judged as one and not compared with Hollywood "way to much money to handle" mainstream productions. Martin Brisshäll, Nick Holmquist and Christian van Caine acts as a German task force that's called to Gothenburg to take care about a "small zombie problem" caused by poisoned milk. 3 Germans against 150 zombies. The first murder takes place before the starting role list has come to an end and that to the wonderfully aggressive tunes of Dark Funeral - Thus I have spoken. This pretty much sets the standards for this film. Aggressive music and lots of blood and gore. What we see here is not perfection but what this film lacks in perfection it gains in the air of total fun you really feel coming out from creating this film. I haven't felt like this for any low budget films since the mighty Bad taste. I really hope this film gains the same amount of success as Bad taste without Jonas Wolcher (director) losing his mind and start directing King Kong II. More GGH (Gothenburg Gore Horror) to the people !!!!

The short version:

How do you make a movie about three German zombiehunters in Gothemburg and manage to not make it entertaining?!

The long version:

I picked this film up on darkdisc.com for 99 crowns( like 10 bucks) and gave it a watch last night. It's a sort of gory zombie/exploitation film.

We follow a bunch of retarded Germans with peculiar hair-cuts who makes their living killing zombies. They go to Gothemburg to wipe out 150 zombies. I don't see how the Gothemburg police could not handle 150 zombies. I live in Stockholm, but I am 100% sure the police of Gothemburg could handle 150 zombies. If it were like a 150 000 zombies it could work, but now it's not. There is also a Italian psychopathic hit-man who is captured av tortured by Merlin's evil twin.

A annoying reporter follows them and abuses her cameraman.

There is also a necrophiliac who has a date with a corpse, but this has nothing to do with the plot. I don't mind people putting small and funny scenes in their movies that douse not really have anything to do with the plot, but this was way to random.

The beginning is pretty good for being such a low budget film with good tempo, but then the zombie-killers arrive in Gothemburg it loses it's good paste. Half of the film is zombies getting shot by the zombie-hunters.

For the most it's ugly looking computer blood, but at times we have some cool real blood coming out of the zombies. The make--up effects are good for the most for the budget being so low, but there are 2-3 zombies that look horrible. There is ripped of skin and eyes being eaten.

There is also nudity. There is a scene were a girl rubs her naked breasts and a sex scene with full frontal nudity involving the two ugliest people I have ever seen in my entire life. Why any one wanted to go naked in this film is a mystery to me.

The acting is horrible. Aldo Cunei actually gives a solid performance, but he has way to little screen time. The reporter is annoying and adds nothing to the film. The Germans are OK, they are funny at times but also pretty boring at times. I liked their boss Hans, but the other members had little personality. The villain is just weird.

I've never heard of a Swedish zombie movie before, so I had to give it a try. Granted; it's low-budget (and zombie flicks should be) and it shows. But it's made based on pure will/with heart/love of the genre, and I give them credit for that. Sure, the director doesen't always seem to know what he's doing, but you can't blame him for trying. The actors are doing the best they can with what they got, but the only one really jumping out is Nick Holmquist, and I'd like to see more of him. The story is interesting, to say the least. The movie is also funny with the story, dialogue and the 80's-feel the everything. let's not forget the soundtrack, which is great almost all the way. I think the Swedes suck in horror and are marvellous in drama, but I think it's time to reconsider my opinions. Keep it up, lads!

This is a low budget project... and it shows. I know that zombie movies are suppose to be bad, and that is what I like about them. But this movie isn't bad in a good way, it's bad in a really really stinky bad way. The actors performances is pretty good. It's at least as good as can be expected in a low budget film. The script is OK, I mean, it's a zombie movie. What has destroyed this movie is the camera-work and the post-production. I don't know if the decision was made while filming, or in post-production, but all action scenes is filmed in extreme close-up... and I mean ALL scenes. There are no scenes that let you get a feel of the surroundings. You never get to see where the zombies are in relation to the living. A good example is one of the main cast who is some sort of martial arts-fighter. You get to see him hitting something outside the screen, but you never get to see what. You don't even get to see a cut of a zombie falling to the ground or something like that. Another example is a guy with a gun standing by a house shooting. Next you see zombies getting shot in a park. You never see if the park is across the street or if this shooter actually is pinning zombies in a park three blocks down. I can guess it's across the street, but I never get to see it or get the feeling of it. The film contains grate music, but of course the post-production has screwed that up too. To tell you the truth there are so many post-production "mistakes" that were made that it will take forever to list them all. My advise, spend your money on something better.