I Got Five on It

There are no excuses for crap like this.

This is my pick for the worst movie I've ever seen.

Although a lot of people tend to consign some pretty bad films to be "The worst movie they've ever seen" this is (in my opinion) the worst movie that exists in the free world today.

The saddest part about this movie is that any intent to make it seem funny or comedic, is outweighed by the fact that all the "jokes" are nothing but ill-conceived, perverted snaps bouncing back and forth between the characters in this film.

You could strap a viewcam to a unmanned rollerskate, and send it rolling downhill only to let it crash into a series of garbage cans and it would make more sense (after editing) than this..."movie?" I'm sorry I can't even call this a movie.

Seriously, this isn't one of those funny/terrible films, believe me, I'm more open-minded about what others see as crap...but I GOT FIVE ON IT is restless crap. I've seen Rock N' Roll Frankenstien believe me, that is one of the worst movies, but at least it's hilarious.

The Quiroz Bros. should consider the fact that it's more important to eat than make garbage like this. This is a waste of money that could very well bankrupt the Bros. if more films like this persist; it could make survival very difficult for them.

This film should be illegal in a minimum of 40 states. The Plot didn't exist, I forgot what it might have been just based on my boredom alone.

I've come to the conclusion that watching what the people do in this film is comparable to spending an evening alone with the driving instructor who failed you on your first road-test.

This movie is an instant lobotomy for anyone who wants it.

That Barney Bumble sure knows how to knock me out of my seat in laughter. So great.

"I Got Five On It" is a funny comedy with a simple plot. This film is full of nasty remarks, swear-words and silly jokes. In my opinion, all the movies about black people and weed are similar. The film is not too long but it's a bit boring for me. That repeating and suchlike opprobrious language feeds me up. However, the actors play their roles really well, they impersonate "cool guys who like weed" really realistic and funny. The vocabulary of this film is full of invective and forwardness, so I would not recommend this movie for people, who like films with meaningful thoughts.. Otherwise, this film is a good way to provide light relief and to laugh from silly jokes. Especially I liked the scene in the toilet.. I'm sure you'll like it very much! All in all, I recommend this film for everybody, who wants to relax after a hard day...

A bunch of guys who have listened to NWA way back when they were young wear team jerseys and act gangsta for 1h16m16s. And that's pretty much it. In case you're hoping that the plot will pick up towards the end, it won't. What you get in the first five minutes is all you're going to get. The soundtrack is surprisingly good and professional, everything else, sadly, isn't. The camera-work in this case is simply pointing the camera at the actors and making sure the red LED is on.

I guess since the advent of super-8 and video everyone has started to make a movie like this and then couldn't be bothered to finish it after messing around with the camera for one afternoon, and having to face up to the fact that you don't really look anything like Brad Pitt after all. Well, if you'd have finished the video, it would have looked much like this one. So the good news is, not all that is worth trying out for a laugh is worth finishing.

It's enough to make "Dogme" founding members turn towards Judy Garland movies. Anything that allows you to dream and forget ...

You don't often run into a director who can make an entertaining and genuinely humorous movie with so little cash. But with a small cast, some decent camera skills, and a few friends in the police dept, these guys made a film that's funnier than a lot of big budget comedies coming out of Hollywood. Is it polished? No. Does it look low budget? Yes. But much of the dialogue had me laughing out loud, and they even managed to create a staple character of sorts (youll know em when you see em). You even feel like you're along for the ride as their escapades escalate. Check this out if you're into humorous dialogue, smoking culture, and some very original and quotable lines.

I just wish Turtle would have kicked some ass in the end, that would have been a hysterical scene.