Automaton Transfusion

I wasn't expecting much out of this movie as most probably weren't. But it was MUCH worse than I could have ever imagined. There were at least 10 instances (or more) where I thought to myself,"This is a waste of my time, I cant watch anymore".. However, I watched this damn movie all the way through because I WASTED $15.00 on it.

The acting was horrible, the filming was ridiculous and VERY unrealistic, and the "ending" was enough to make me want to send hate-mail to the creators everyday for the rest of my life, or at least until they give me a refund. I am literally thinking of throwing this movie in the trash just because I don't want people to see it in my movie collection. Do yourself a favor and SAVE YOUR MONEY.. Unless you just get a kick out of being ripped off. This is honestly the worst film I have ever seen, (which includes the Student-Films I've seen).

This movie is only UNRATED because it would only achieve the rating of "SUCK" if it were to be rated. I would have rather used my money as TP. The sad thing is that I really mean that...what a complete waste of F-ing time.

This is a strange hybrid of a movie that had only enough ideas for a trailer (which is what it started out to be, apparently) and a movie that spent what little budget it had on make-up effects. The effects end up being OK (possibly six stars out of ten) but the complete lack of any plot, realistic dialogue, characters, actual acting ability, comprehensible editing, or decent photography shoots the whole thing down. The film-makers did not seem to understand that violent and gory scenes have to balanced against other scenes and that the key to entertainment in horror films is to elicit concern or sympathy from the viewer.

The most irritating aspect of this movie, though, has to be the "synch" problems in many of the scenes. Not audio synch, but frame rate and editing. If you go to the forums, you'll see several explanations of what caused this, ranging from an intentional statement of the director to a setting error on the video editing equipment. Whatever caused it, it's inconsistent from scene to scene and is irritating as hell. I mean, fast zombies are already a bit jerky, but they're really bad in this film.

Don't waste your time on this film.

Oh another zombie movie that blew chunks.Imagine that.This movie promised the world on the DVD box but little did I know that this was another of those 8 Days of Horror or whatever they call it.Any of those movies I've saw were awful and this one was no exception.

First off I've no idea what the title means.It wasn't explained.After seeing this puke pile I'm guessing this homemade piece of junk was just given some weird mysterious nonsense title to give it a bit of class or mystique or whatever.

Anyway the mean old US government was doing more experiments in some little town on dead bodies to try and bring them back to life so they could fight our wars for us.Seriously.That was the reason given for this wave of zombies.The experimental zombies were released as a test and naturally and of course the experiment goes wrong.These zombies were made to be stronger and faster and able to think by the experiments so it was a bad decision to let these things loose on purpose it would seem.

Zombies run amok while a group of teens,the only ones left alive,run around trying to stay away from them.

Boy this thing stunk to high heaven.The acting was horrible.The script was worse.Special effects were clunky and badly done and just sort of thrown in here and there as opposed to sort of happening naturally during the course of the movie.These zombies were strong enough to rip heads and legs off yet seemed to be stopped by someone closing a door and turning the little lock on the knob.The continuity from scene to scene was a mess.The teens would run out the front door when a zombie came in the back way yet just a second ago they had ran in that very same front door with a swarm of zombies right behind them.The action jumped from scenes that looked to be out in the middle of nowhere to city scenes with no explanation of how the characters got transplanted so fast.

The camera was slashed around so fast during the fight scenes it was just impossible to follow what was happening.I eventually gave up trying.There's nothing really positive to say about this clunker.The info I read about this thing says it was shot in 9 days.From the way this mess turned out I would have guessed 4 days. This pile of garbage even ends with the words "To be continued..." on the screen.

It felt like I was watching a two part episode of "The Beverly Hillbillies" or something,like when the Hillbillies went to England when they learned they owned a castle over there and they just couldn't get all the Jethro fighting a dragon jokes in a one 30 minute episode,I see the reason for doing a TV show like that but who ends a movie like that?And to beat it all I read there was a Part 2.Anymore no matter how bad and unwatched the first one was they always convince themselves someone wants a Part 2 of it.

This was just another homemade piece of junk from people who have little talent for horror movies.Too bad today's technology is so easy that everyone who used to think they could write the next great American novel now thinks they can make the next great zombie movie.

Just because you got a camera and you can do a little CG on a computer doesn't mean you got any movie making talent.

Shame on everyone involved in releasing this utter piece of garbage! This is sloppy, talentless film-making at its worst.

The premise: Regurgitated regurgitation. The script: To use the word 'weak 'would be giving it too much credit. The acting: Straight out of a high school video production class. Entertainment value: Difficult to get beyond all of the above coupled with the fact that the entire movie has a jerky motion. Almost like it was shot on a mobile phone. The filmmakers attempt at achieving a film look on a low budget simply DOES NOT work. Yuck! *The makeup/gore effects: Not bad, especially for ultra low budget.

My suggestion for viewers: Skip this mess. My suggestion for the filmmakers: Buy a better camera, learn how to write a screenplay and try giving a damn about story and quality acting before you even consider shooting another movie. another movie.

Yeah. I got my moms camera, and so If you guys aren't doing anything you should totally ask your friends to help. We'll need everyone we can get from school. My dad said he'd be willing to be in it too.

I already have a script I started working on last week. Just get some red food coloring and we'll go from there.

The horror equivalent of cheap porn. Just blood, no substance.

No. Ash would not be proud. Neither should anyone involved with this film.

Please don't bother continuing.

Special thanks: Everyone at highschool