Eating Schoolgirls: Osaka Telephone Club

Eat The Schoolgirl....I think one guy "ate" a schoolgirl a little bit. But if they wanted to have a more appropriate title, it would have been called Eat, Stab, Bang, Punch, Rape, Choke, Grope the Schoolgirl. I may have missed a couple other verbs, and I don't think there's a verb that means "to force an enema on someone". Maybe, expulsion? Eh, whatever.

Like the others who reviewed this flick I'm also at a confused state when trying to explain the story. And that is my biggest problem with this flick, it really just had a bunch of characters doing nasty stuff to other characters. One dude has a fixation on "coming" on fatal, bloody wounds. That same dude also dresses up as a schoolgirl and kills/rapes people. Pretty busy dude. Then there's a Sex Line girl who he's grown fond of with scars where she possibly had Angel wings. There's a horny kid with a stutter.....eh, forget this, the story sucked. The movie is only brought along by the gore, sleaze, occasional erotic moment and just the whole nasty feel. Not even close to being one my favorite Japanese flicks. At only an hour long, it almost wears out it's welcome, but thankfully it's chock full of sex, nudity and wounds filled with sperm. Overall, it's not a good film, a crappy one actually, but it has so much of the "good stuff" it turns out to be a average viewing experience. Definitely not for everyone.

From the director of, 'Stacy' and pre-dating that film by about 4 years, this is more bloody, less coherent and a bit shorter. It is also extremely weird, hard to follow and packed with sex and bloody death. All known bodily fluids are on show here and all exhibited within a sexually explicit context. So, a naked girl is sick down her front before her assailant cums in the stab wound he has inflicted between the merry moments of their sex and her death. I don't think I need to go into all the gory details but rest assured that all fluids do indeed make an appearance, for good or bad! The opening sequence of phone sex seems a bit strong but it is probably the easiest sequence to take (and it's erotic). From there on as we struggle to make sense of everything, really nasty things happen, like the slit open nude girl, struggling to maintain her balance in the bath as she also struggles to stuff her intestines back inside her. There is so much more and yet the film barely runs an hour. Oh yes, there is an angel too, naked all through the film - I'm not sure if she was a schoolgirl but she didn't get eaten. Actually nobody got eaten, unless we count the numerous scenes of oral sex. Enough!

Disturbing and sick erotic thriller. Two guys work for mobsters. Each of these guys is very horny in their own way. With one only being able to ejaculate after killing someone. To each their own. Eat the Schoolgirl is here to shock and titillate in a very sadistic way. The film is filled with rapes, violence, and violent sex. There's also an angel, and a rather nasty scene involving poo. The film never pushes itself far enough. It would have been more successful had it just been balls out horrific. If you're into your Japanese pinku movies, this is probably one of the better ones, as it never really pauses for any real acting.

Directed by Naoyuki Tomomatsu,"Eat the Schoolgirl" concerns two young adults who made a dirty work for a yakuza gang by making sadistic rape/snuff films.Both of them are sexually obsessed;one is addicted to telephone sex whilst the other can only function sexually,whilst seeing mutilated female corpses.Throughout the film,he is visited by a naked female angel who tells him to go out and kill."Eat the Schoolgirl" is a sick and disturbing Japanese horror flick.It contains lots of rape and sexual abuse.We see Japanese women viciously raped,sexually degraded and even given forced enemas by misogynist Yakuza members.Unlike rather amusing "Stacy","Eat the Schoolgirl" is devoid of humour and that's why it's so incredibly offensive.The violence is truly brutal and sadistic and the gore effects are sickening.The rape scenes are nasty and the level of sexual violence is very high.7 out of 10.You'll need a cold shower after watching this sickie.

If you've seen director Naoyuki Tomomatsu's zombie film Stacy and thought that was a bizarre little flick, wait until you get a load of Eat the Schoolgirl. Full of sex, revolting gore, rape, and general weirdness, this sleazy 60 minute exercise in extreme cinema doesn't make a lot of sense, but is short enough to ensure that it never gets boring (that's the understatement of the decade!).

The film OPENS with a hot Japanese chick performing phone sex whilst her client has a five-knuckle shuffle, and gets worse (or better, depending on your point-of-view) from that point on: we get to see a psycho killer who likes to dress as a schoolgirl and mutilate his female victims before jerking off over their wounds (in one case, after completely disembowelling them!); a sexy angel (minus her wings) who isn't quite as angelic as she looks; and some Yakuza gangsters who abduct a woman, rape her, and then administer an enema—whilst filming the whole thing!

At times, with its incomprehensible narrative and 'creative' cinematography, Eat the Schoolgirl resembles an art-house film; for most of its running time, however, it's simply a classic example of extreme Eastern excess, and one you won't forget in a hurry.