The Impossible Kid

Some movies are so bad, it is worth watching them once. The list of flaws is enormous. Even one musical theme is a travesty of Mancini Pink Panther. This comes from 1982 and looks like the Sixties. It makes Jackie Chan look like James Bond.

The Impossible Kid is the sequel to For Your Height Only, the first Filipino James Bond spoof starring the one and only dwarf action star extraordinaire, Weng Weng. Sadly, despite the end credits promising a third instalment entitled License Expired, that film was never made and so The Impossible Kid is the final entry in this most bizarre series. It carries on in exactly the same vein as its predecessor with Weng Weng playing a secret agent who not only easily defeats foes three times his size with martial arts skills but who is also irresistible to women. It's naturally a completely ludicrous set-up which is played out as if it might be the most normal scenario to ever unfold.

Weng Weng is Agent 00, who is an Interpol agent who is out to bring down some bad guys. I can't remember the storyline, it was forgettable. What makes this one worth viewing is Weng Weng. The film may well be exploiting his stature pretty obviously but never be in any doubt this little guy is a serious action actor. He engages is some seriously dangerous looking stunt work, one of which involves him being lowered on a shaky bit of rope down from the roof of a high building. One false move and it would be bye-bye Weng Weng that's for sure. He is a tough little cookie. With his pudding bowl haircut and disco suit he makes for a memorable central character that is for sure. In this film, he even gets to travel around on a mini motorbike, which seemed to have about as much power as a garden lawnmower, yet on which he manages to jump over a ravine while travelling at perhaps two miles an hour.

This is one of the many Filipino genre films that were made during the period. Like all the others it's a cheap production. Everything is pretty basic and it wouldn't be very good at all if it didn't have its star actor to focus on. It does have to be said though that, similar its predecessor, the novelty does wear off a bit after a while. Weng Weng is game throughout but the action does get a bit samey. But, on account of its great central actor, this one can only get positive points.

This movie is about a dwarf-agent from Interpol confronting gangsters who wants a lot of pesos. At one point they put him in a cage, which must have been embarrassing for Weng-Weng, but one must suffer for the art of brilliant movie-making.

I loved the bad guys KKK-hoods and the self-destructing TV-sets, and Weng-Weng (as Agent 00) kung-fu kicking bad guys and pacifying them with sometimes just one light kick in the kneecaps.

At one point he frees a hostage and goes: "Interpol!", to which the hostage replies: "Thank You!" and cut to the next scene. And his voice is dubbed with smoothest guys voice ever! All the women fall for him, and his secretary admits: "Sorry, but I can't help it!" when she's caught kissing him in the office. Totally unbelievable! Hilarious stuff.

A must-see for all lovers of corny cheese.

This little gem was found by me in a dollar store and I couldn't resist the cover- a midget super hero! All my fantasies on the cover of one DVD. Was it too good to be true? It was better than expected.

Dubbed, the characters in this are totally straight faced actors. Agent 00 works for Interpol, and despite very few lines, he performs amazing acrobatics and fight scenes and even drives a mino scooter. He is adored by women ("I couldn't help myself") and seemingly indestructible. This is a pleasure of a film and I am dying to see the first movie as this is a sequel. Worth a dollar or ten dollars for the sheer joy. I'm glad they didn't take it too seriously but also didn't go overboard with humor or jokes- subtle comedy that lets the little man do the work. Great scene when he has to reach for an elevator button.

(1982) The Impossible Kid DUBBED ACTION ADVENTURE/ COMEDY

Starring "Weng-Weng" the 2' 9" (0.84 m) size midget portraying as Interpol agent for Manila, double 0 similar to OO7 but without the gadgets, but is strong enough to beat up people who're twice his size and at least a hundred fifty pounds heavier than him is almost beyond ridiculous, unless he were to possess some kind of power or hard rigorous training I am unaware about. Anyways, this is one of a few movies that used him playing the same role according to imdb this is the third. The only reason I checked him out, basically because of an old Jimmy Kimmel talk show clip making me to become curious what the heck this is and initially thought it was amusing at the beginning, seeing him using his little baby-like hands beating up and killing people (by using a small gun) twice his size, but it becomes very tiring as it drags, since it's obvious that everything is adapted for Weng Weng's convenient dwarf-like size. The plot involves terrorists blackmailing the city, somewhere around the Philippines for a huge sum of money oblivious that it involves some of it's own high paying top magistrate's, Double 0 is assigned to the case and labelled as their best agent to investigate as opposed to any moderate size man. You are either laughing at him or with him.

It may not be fair to judge this movie by just watching the third without seeing the other two movies, but it is what I am giving it for the time being, for one of the advantages of submitting reviews on here is that viewers have the opportunity to change it whenever s/he want at any given time. The other two movies are called "Agent 00" and then "Y'Ur Height Only" or "For Y' Ur Height Only" both released in 1981.