Graveyard

This movie is like my grandma sitting on the porch in her rocking chair. Cuz it ROCKS!!!! It's like if you ripped off "Clerks" except made it a zombie flick with better music. And you got metal legend THOR! instead of Ben Affleck and what's-his-name!

It also features the best song EVER - "Zekey Zombie" by musical genius/lyrical god Damian Storm. There's a really scarifying xylophone intro and this weird super-high-pitched voice that is almost like a dog-whistle, except that only zombies can hear it - not dogs, I don't think - and it's calling out to Zekey Zombie like 20 times. Cuz sometimes zombies who don't work at bookstores can be kind of lazy.

Don't worry, Zekey Zombie does finally hear it, he's all "Master, I hear you," and promising to haunt this kid Johnny who's not in this movie, the same way Zekey Zombie isn't, because those two are off doing other things like being in a room together and looking into each other's eyes and it creeps you out to think about where that's going.