Flesh Freaks

Of course I had never heard about this 2000 horror movie titled "Flesh Freaks" prior to stumbling upon it by random chance here in 2025. And given my love of all things horror, of course I opted to sit down and watch the movie.

I have to admit, though, that I wasn't exactly harboring the biggest of expectations to the movie as I sat down to watch it.

From the very first scene, it was rather obvious that this was a low budget production. But I still carried on with the movie, as a low budget movie doesn't necessarily equal a bad movie.

The narrative in the movie was not particularly compelling, interesting or entertaining, which meant that sitting through 79 minutes of this was quite an ordeal.

Needless to say that I was not familiar with a single actor or actress on the cast list. And I can't claim that I was particularly impressed with the performances on the screen, not that they were bad or anything, but they were just bland and forgettable.

"Flesh Freaks" wasn't exactly a movie with great special effects to lift up the otherwise bland narrative.

If you enjoy horror movies, like I do, then don't waste 79 minutes on this movie. Some of us suffered through this ordeal, so you don't have to; you're quite welcome.

My rating of "Flesh Freaks" lands on a generous two out of ten stars.

One of those low-budget cheapies that seem to be so popular in the States and the kind of title that you may just pass by now matter how grisly the sleeve is. However, Flesh Freaks is not an average clinker and is an entertaining exercise in well-executed splatter. For blood-hounds we have skull impalements , scalpel slashings, ripped out organs, scissor stabbings, crowbars, machetes, eyes pushed out, etc., a hefty mix I'm sure you will agree. The zombies themselves are a mixture of make-up and rather cool puppetry which is quite effectively blended but a little too hidden for my eyes by overly dark videography. However, there is a cracking shot of zombies staggering down a corridor that is very reminiscent of Fulci's The Beyond and gives new meaning to the term "lights out"! I was also impressed by the closing shots of parasites bursting from zombiefied heads which was very atmospheric. Conall Pendergast not only directs but is also credited as the writer, editor, co-spfx artist and co-producer - a definite talent to watch as they say.

A couple of anthropologists talk endlessly about whether one saw a zombie or a terrorist while the most fake 'zombie" ever kills people in mundane ways. LOW budget home-made zombie film that doesn't do anything right, the acting's atrocious. The plot horrid. The camera work terrible. and no suspense. All this adds up to one of the worst ways you can spend an hour and a half. I feel dumber just having watched this moronic trash. Only serious maschocists need apply. Don't say I haven't warned you.

My Grade: F

DVD Extras: Director's commentary; Outtakes; 2 short films (Flicker and Satan's Psycho Ghoul); Preview Trailer; and Trailer for "Kill them and eat them"

Flesh Freaks, a no-budget Canadian zombie romp, manages to twist genre expectations while ladling on the requisite blood-soaked body count. While this basic concept has been done before, notably in Fred Dekker's retro shocker NIGHT OF THE CREEPS (1986), talented director Conall Pendergast and his pals provide their take with just enough zip to make for some refreshing, old-school schlock. Clever use of existing locations, including actual footage from Belize, gives the film a bit more scope than most shot-on-video outings. Moreover, the ever-moving camera-work by G. Gillard Golen, combined with an editing scheme heavy on dramatic digital zooms and Steve Kado's creepy, minimalist score, add immensely to the film's sense of dread. Minor faults do become apparent, such as inconsistent acting and stilted dialog, while an abundance of travelogue scenery conveniently pads the running time. As for the freaks themselves … well, realism apparently didn't figure into the make-up design by Pendergast and Alex Perkins! I'm guessing, however, that the inspiration for their crumbly zombies comes not from the watershed effects of DAWN OF THE DEAD (1979), but the comically stylized pull-over masks used in Mexican monster potboilers like THE BRAINIAC (1961), briefly glimpsed here in a theater scene. They're still fun creations, to be sure, and so is FLESH FREAKS, an amusing exercise in gusto and grue. Not to Mr. Kado – love the groovy theme music

That's how I felt about midday through Flesh Freaks. A film that really reminds me of some of the weirdo low budget flicks of the 70's and early 80's.

This was a whim buy for me. I typically stick with the SOV films of the 80's, however the cover art was just too hilarious for me to turn down. Now here I am sitting down trying to find the right words to even begin to describe this film.

Saying this is micro budget might be a bit misleading. I am not sure if this film even had a budget! This is a late 90's SOV film made by a young filmmaker who followed his parents to Belize. There he decided to use the locale for a low budget horror film.

The plot is nearly incoherent. There are some zombies running around with machetes and rubber masks. There is some blood splatter. A lot of people talk in between scenes of that feature close ups of insects. Some of the scenes get outright psychedelic.

Honestly, a lot of this reminds me of an even lower end version of films like Oasis of the Zombies, Hell of the Living Dead, or Burial Ground, with a sprinkling of 70's psychedelia. The zombies are ridiculously decayed and crusty. What truly separates it is the films budget and the way it is edited. There is so much oddball padding, such as the scenes with insects, or just scenes with psychedelia, it makes the stock footage from movies like Hell of the Living Dead not feel so jarring.

This movie is out there.

Interesting thing is is that the film isn't written all that poorly. Or even really acted all that poorly. What bogs those elements down are poor sound and odd transitions. There are a number of occasions where someone is speaking and the scene shifts and the actors lines fade out before finishing.

I'm a really forgiving guy on movies like this. I actually have a pretty big heart for this sort of stuff. This one is, however, a bit of a rough go. Mostly in its first half. It does pick up a lot towards the end.

I'll hand it to the filmmakers for doing everything they could with virtually nothing aside from a setting. But the only people that are going to sit through a movie like this and try to find merit are people like me. I will be curious to see the filmmakers other work, such as the other film that came on the blu ray, Kill Them and Eat Them, along with various other short films. But I believe I will set my expectations at the level of this movie.