El cosechador de almas

This piece of junk may have floated into the new release section of your local rental shop. BEWARE !!!! It is neither silly nor scary nor even cheseey. The movie is very much like the film "Coven" that the guys in American Movie were trying to get finished. Lots of smoke and many local actors featured in black capes and bad walmart halloween masks. Not bad if handled with a wink and a smile by the film maker. Problem here is that this piece of drek was done with a very heavy hand. Way too solem for it's own good. Do yourself a favor and avoid this movie at all cost. Do anything...read if you have too............ but stay away from this !!!

Keeper of Souls (2001) is just another lame "straight-to-video" d.v.d rental floating around at your local major video chain. It's lying in wait for another poor sap to rent this waste of a perfectly good D.V.D. ROM disc. This "movie" itself is not worth anyone's time. Even bad movie lovers will skip this one. This is another case of film makers being banned for life for making another "movie".

Currentally, this feature length video is under the name of Keeper of Souls. You might even find it sitting in the new release section for some reason. If you're foolish enough to plunk down $3.99 for this movie, then they should take away your rental card and cut it in half. A "movie" filled with phony plot twists and a bucket full of red herrings all wasted for naught. Don't be fooled by the cool cover. This is one sign of a lame D.T.V. movie. If the cover is cool looking, stay away. A good movie doesn't need a cool d.v.d. cover. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Keep away, stay away, just run away!!!

I am capable of enjoying most movies; especially when it comes to horror movies. Most movies have either a cute cheesiness, some hot chick, or they might have good (or decent!) and gory make-up. (Come on! That's why you watch these movies!) This movie has nothing. OK, a half-naked girl in the opening sequence, but that's about it. The music is awful, to call the acting crappy is to be kind, and the plot is not even interesting. The special effects are almost absent. There is one action sequence, but we don't get to see much. Even the sound and picture quality reminds one of home-made movies with a handy-cam... made when you were 15! The main characters (played by a pretty chick and the director, a ... er ... not-so-good looking fat bastard) are supposed to be a couple, although it looked rather incestuous: The guy might have been the girl's father, with his big belly, mustache and age. I was cringing in my sofa when I saw them kiss.

I am not going to spend more time dissing this movie. Bad movies can be interesting, but this one isn't at all.

Just forget it.

Aka "Keeper of souls"

Wish I could give half a star - this must be one of the worst movies, I've ever seen. The actors are awful, the filming is awful, the lighting is awful. Good story though, just a shame, that everything else is Terrible.

Within the first 5 min I was thinking, that this didn't seem like a good movie. I gave it a shot, but after 1 hour I simply gave up, my life is too short to watch the ending - maybe the ending is amazing - i don't know, i don't care. I rarely make reviews but this movie was so bad, that i had to spend some time on warning other people to not watch this movie. Go watch some paint dry instead, I promise you, you will feel your time was much better spent on that :D

This movie is so bad; it's so unbelievable horrid that one can not concept its quality without actually viewing it. Actually, that one reason is the only reason anyone should ever watch it, so they can understand how bad it is, and also as proof never to hire Tim Card as a director. I really never hate movies; however, this is beyond bad there is no word to describe how terrible this film is. It's not even a film of standard, I was upset to give it a one star because there are a few Sean Penn films that are not shy away from 3 stars and guess what they are WAYYY better than this foolish production. OK, let's just put it this way... My friend got a free copy of the "The Keeper of the Souls" because the director/producer/everyone left free copies at Foxwoods casino for employees to screen. My friend and I watched it together... Now, to this day, he uses the DVD to kill moths when they get in his bedroom. Yea it's that horrid.

P.S. by the way, when he can't find the DVD he uses a deltron 3030 CD.