- Fred Jones: [while riding in the classic Mystery Machine] Wow, this is nostalgic! I miss this old van.
- Cyber Fred: In Cyber World, things never get old. It's pretty cool. There's a lot to like in Cyber World. There's stores, theaters, and parks, and lots of tasty food.
- Cyber Daphne: But what about all the monsters and villains?
- Cyber Shaggy: We haven't seen any. They're probably guarding the Scooby Snacks.
- Velma Dinkley: You mean, you guys don't know where the Scooby Snacks are?
- Cyber Velma: We know where they are. There's just no reason go after them, because even if we get the Scooby Snacks, we'd just go right back to the beginning of the game.
- Cyber Daphne: And we like it here.
- Cyber Shaggy: Until you guys showed up with that Phantom Virus, that is.
- Velma Dinkley: We would gladly get rid of him for you.
- Cyber Daphne: If we could.
- Fred Jones: You know, if all ten of us team up, the Phantom Virus wouldn't stand a chance!
- Cyber Fred: [in agreement] Yeah!
- Cyber Shaggy: [after giving this some thought] Well, I guess we gonna go after the Scooby Snax eventually.
- Daphne Blake: [to the cyber gang] So you'll help?
- Cyber Fred: Count us in!
- Eric Staufer: [after the Mystery Gang has told him all the clues] All I'm getting is that the virus had a thing for... baseball!
- [the scene cuts to Bill trying to open the door]
- Eric Staufer: Bill!
- [the Mystery Gang meet their cyber doubles]
- Shaggy, Cyber Shaggy: Zoinks!
- Shaggy: You're me!
- Cyber Shaggy: And, like, you're me!
- Velma Dinkley: You're the characters in Eric's video game.
- Cyber Velma: And you're from the real world!
- Velma Dinkley, Cyber Velma: Jinkies!
- Daphne Blake: [after looking at Cyber Daphne's wardrobe] Did I really wear that years ago?
- Cyber Daphne: [after looking at the real Daphne's wardrobe] That jacket with that skirt?
- Daphne Blake, Cyber Daphne: Hmm...
- Fred Jones: [complimenting Cyber Fred's wardrobe] Nice ascot.
- Cyber Fred: [chuckles] Works for me.
- Velma Dinkley: [about the cyber Mystery Gang's wardrobe] I guess it's been a while since we've seen Eric. He hasn't seen our fashion changes.
- Daphne Blake: [to Cyber Daphne] We'll go shopping later.
- Cyber Shaggy: [carrying a mountain of french fries in a basket to the table] Like, why don't you join us for a little snack?
- Shaggy: Man, I thought you'd never ask!
- [the Scoobys create a diversion to swipe the basket away from the two Shaggys]
- Shaggy: [throws a French fry to Scooby] Here you go, pal.
- Scooby-Doo: Rhanks a rot!
- Cyber Shaggy, Shaggy: [after noticing the fries are gone] Huh? Hey!
- [Both Scooby and Cyber Scooby are scorching down the basket of fries]
- Velma Dinkley: [to the Scoobys] We don't have time to play around. We need to find the Scooby Snax and get outta here!
- Cyber Shaggy: You guys need to relax.
- Cyber Daphne: Yeah, what are you worried about?
- Daphne Blake: Aren't you afraid of the Phantom Virus?
- Cyber Fred: Phantom who? Never heard of him.
- Daphne Blake: You're kidding!
- Velma Dinkley: Oh, I get it. The Virus isn't part of this game. He has no reason to be looking for our cyber doubles.
- [the Phantom Virus approaches the Cyber Café]
- Shaggy: You cyber guys are lucky! The Phantom Virus is creepy and has this really scary laugh.
- [the Phantom Virus is heard laughing in the distance]
- Shaggy: Just like that.
- Phantom Virus: Come out and play!
- Velma Dinkley: [as she and Cyber Fred look out the window to see the Phantom Virus is actually standing outside] It's him!
- Phantom Virus: Come out, come out!
- Cyber Fred: Let's get outta here! The Mystery Machine is out back.
- Cyber Fred, Fred Jones: [in unison] I'll drive.
- [Scooby and Shaggy see tomatoes growing in the lab and attempt to eat them]
- Shaggy: Zoinks!
- Scooby-Doo: Wow!
- Bill McLemore: You don't wanna eat those.
- Shaggy, Scooby-Doo: Huh?
- Bill McLemore: Because they were grown in radioactive soil.
- Shaggy: [alarmed] Zoinks!
- [Scooby and Shaggy try cleaning the soil off their hands using Shaggy's shirt as a cleanser]
- Bill McLemore: Everyone, this is my lab partner, Bill McLamore.
- Shaggy, Fred Jones, Velma Dinkley, Daphne Blake: Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Velma Dinkley: Thanks for keeping Shaggy and Scooby from glowing in the dark.
- Eric Staufer: We'll go to dinner after the tour.
- Shaggy: But first, can you show us your new video game? Scoob and I have been dying to play it!
- Professor Robert Kaufman: No one's playing the game until we get rid of our problem.
- Eric Staufer: Professor Kauffman, I'd like you to meet the Mystery Gang I based my game on.
- [the Mystery Gang introduces themselves to Kauffman]
- Professor Robert Kaufman: Ah, the famous Mystery, Inc.
- Shaggy: And that's Scooby-Doo.
- [Scooby looks through oddly shaped beakers at his own reflection laughing at them]
- [Fred and the girls have cornered the virus in the school basement and have pulled out their magnets]
- Daphne Blake: Get back, you... creepy thingy!
- Fred Jones: [confused] "Creepy thingy"?
- [Daphne blushes]
- Phantom Virus: [hisses] You'll pay for this!
- Daphne Blake: We don't think so!
- Fred Jones: Thingy!
- Fred Jones: [after Daphne and Velma have trapped the lion] Way to go, girls!
- Velma Dinkley: Thanks. This'll hold him.
- Daphne Blake: [kisses Fred on the cheek] That was very brave, Freddy.
- Fred Jones: Thanks. Oh, here's your jacket.