- Sam: She's putting her sweat into the cologne.
- Alex Vasquez: So, it's her sweat that keeps these guys possessed?
- Clover: That's genius! I mean, that's sick.
- Clover: [after the girls are sucked through the tunnel to headquarters] Jerry, would it kill ya' to send a limo, just once?
- Alex Vasquez: [as the girls are tied up, being buried in sand] Clover, can you move your hand? The reflection off Mandie's ring is melting my face.
- Sam: Alex, that's it!
- Alex Vasquez: What's it? Melting my face?
- Clover: [as the girls are tangled in seaweed while making a getaway] Now I know what sushi feels like.
- [the girls get trapped in a net]
- Clover: And this must be what cooked sushi feels like.
- Alex Vasquez: I think they just call that seafood.
- Clover: Whatever.
- Clover: [as the girls are tied up, about to be zapped by an aging ray] We have got to get out of here. I am too young to be old.
- Clover: Lumiere thinks he's nimble, Lumiere thinks he's quick, Lumiere just got busted by three tough chicks.
- Lady Dragon: You girls have spunk. I hate spunk!
- Jerry Lewis: [after summoning the girls to headquarters from a sauna] Sorry to interrupt your conversation just as things were "heating up".
- Clover: Not funny much.