- Inspector Gadget: [sitting on Santa's lap] And here on page forty-seven, I've listed the optional items...
- Chief Quimby: Gadget? It's me!
- Inspector Gadget: Of course it's you, Santa, and I've always believed in you.
- Chief Quimby: Gadget? It's me!
- Inspector Gadget: No question about it Santa!
- Dr. Claw: Too little, too late, Gadget. You can't stop me from ruining Christmas!
- [laughs more evil than usual]
- Santa Claus: With a little help from his friends he can!
- Inspector Gadget: [inside a toy machine] I'm really getting the inside dope.
- Dr. Claw: [watching on computer screen] You are the inside dope, Gadget.
- Inspector Gadget: I'd better go along, Santa. Security, you know.
- Dr. Claw: [presses his finger on Gadget's nose] You've meddled enough, Gadget!
- [to the elves]
- Dr. Claw: Seize him, drones!
- [the mind-controlled elves clung onto Gadget chanting "Got him!" "Got him!" "Got him!"]
- Inspector Gadget: [chuckles] How touching. The little guys have gotten attached to me.
- Dr. Claw: [as his MAD Jet floats away into the distance] This is the worst Christmas I've ever had! I'll get you for this, Gadget! I'LL GET YOU!
- [Gadget ends in the same jail cell with Santa]
- Santa Claus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Inspector Gadget! Am I glad to see you!
- [Gadget walks up to Santa activating his Gadget handcuffs]
- Inspector Gadget: Ho! Ho! Ho! And a Go, Go Gadget Handcuffs to you!
- [cuffs Santa]
- Inspector Gadget: I hereby arrest you for impersonating Santa Claus!
- Santa Claus: Inspector Gadget, you've earned the red sled treatment.
- [Chief Quimby drops in by parachute]
- Chief Quimby: I don't know how you did it, Gadget, but you saved Christmas for the children of the world.