- Kermit the Frog: You may have noticed that the heroes in this story are all animals, and the villains are all people. I hope none of you take that personally.
- Mordacai Sledge: [in a low tone] It's time for you to retire.
- Leroy: [relieved; to camera] Retire. I'd love to retire!
- Mordacai Sledge: [exploding] I'm gonna get me my gun and retire you proper!
- Leroy: [nervously; to camera] But not *that* way!
- [Mordacai trips on the wagon and falls down]
- Mordacai Sledge: [grunting, to Leroy] That was *your* fault!
- Leroy: [to camera] What was *my* fault? I was asleep.
- Farmer Lardpork: This is the second time this week that I've missed my breakfast on account of you!
- T.R. the Rooster: [sarcastic, to the camera] I thought he was lookin' kinda scrawny...
- Mordacai Sledge: [to Leroy] That was a "giddy up" not a "woah" you scrawny devil, I wanna get home, now hold on we is home, woah you gullet freaked snort lunger!
- Kermit the Frog: [to the audience] It's hard to understand what Mordacai is saying sometimes, but I think that's a good thing. Anyway now that the story has started, I'll just be on my way. Have fun.
- [exits]