Knight Chills

This horrible attempt of a "movie" was the worst piece of crap I've ever seen (and I've seen a lot of horrible B-movies). I am ashamed that I wasted any time on this at all. The worst thing about it was the acting--NOT ONE person cast in this movie has the right to call themselves an actor. It seemed as though they were reading from cue cards the entire time. You can tell they must have went up to people on the streets and said "Hey, want to be in a movie?"! From the laughable performance by the child playing Jack Jr. to the ridiculous writing, directing, plot, ridiculous attempt at special effects, etc..etc..etc.. The list goes on and on.

This movie deserves to be #1 on the 100 worst movies ever. Although words are inadequate to describe how bad this movie is: "wretched," "pitiful," and "embarrassingly horrible," all come to mind.

I can't imagine that the writer and director were serious when they made this. Either they must have been joking, or they made this from inside their room in the asylum. Actually, that would explain the lack of decent acting and props, too....

I used to like roleplaying when I was a kid, and even that couldn't get me to finish watching this movie. I got almost to the end, but I feared that if I watched the whole thing, my brain would explode, I would have to gouge out my eyes, or the universe would end... maybe all three.

Avoid this loser of a film at all costs....You've been warned!

Doubtful. I was into role-playing when I was a kid, so I thought I might enjoy this little flick. Wow, was I in for a disappointment! Maybe they should have had the main characters a little younger, I don't think 30-year olds still play role-playing games do they? (Well, maybe in the bedroom, but that's an entirely different story altogether!) Maybe they could have acted the roles out better than these old people, they just didn't seem into it at all, understandably since they probably think role-playing games are for kids and are very cheesy.

Really, this was just such an unbelievably boring and stupid movie. My eight year old nephew with his camcorder could have made a better movie. Some of the lines are just so cheesy and the whole plot stinks of cheese. I mean, I know fantasy movies are unbelievable and could never happen in real life, but this one was just so over-the-top with stupidity. I could go on and on, but I won't.... I don't ever want to think about this movie again, I've wasted enough of my life on it!

I am so disgusted that this kind of low-grade film would even be in stores to rent in the first place.

They should have a warning label on the cover: Warning, may cause you to want to poke your eyes out just to keep from having to see anymore of it!!

What a total piece of crap. The acting has got to be the worst part about this, although everything about it is very ameteur-ish, and stupid.

The dialogue all seemed to be made up on the spot. They obviously didn't even have a writer or a screenplay (or a director?), they just filmed a bunch of stupid scenes that don't even make sense and decided to put them together.

Try getting some actors that actually have talent and a script that wasn't made up on the spot, or better yet-- do everyone a favor and go back to your day job.

You must be a total fool to actually sit through this movie in it's entirety.

AVOID AT ALL COSTS, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Having worked in independent films for years, I'd like to think I can rate a movie with detachment and clarity. One thing I have noticed on IMDb is that "indies" get a lot of reviews that use words like "horrible," "a must miss," "sucks," "don't wast your time," and "worst movie ever." Really? Worst ever? First thing I discovered is that in more cases than you would believe these comments are written by friends or acquaintances of the film makers. For what ever reason, jealousy, envy, or even just kicks, they feel the need to write the worst tripe about the movie. They use false names, and as these small movies do not get a lot of votes or comments the vituperative remarks tip the balance against the film. Second are the snipers. They love to assassinate every movie they can. Don't you wonder why they rented or bought this movie in the first place? Do they not recognize the signs of a B movie? What were they expecting? There are two possible answers. They are stupid. They cannot tell the packaging of a low budget B movie from the latest Dreamworks DVD. If this is the case I pity them as they are just showing their lack of intelligence by purchasing the movie in the first place, and then telling everyone on IMDb how stupid they were. Or they may just like trashing movies. It's fun. Like beating up an elderly person. Not much chance of getting hit back.As mentioned above their comments lack style, insight, or even a modicum of actual film critique. Knight Chills and others like it deserve better. Those of you that care about independent film must learn to disregard the rantings of these vermin that seem to thrive on low budgets. Pity them. If you can't pity them kick them in the shins.