Carnage Road

Ugh, don't waste your time on this piece of garbage. The acting is horrible, the plot is so thin it's invisible, the audio is nearly unintelligible most of the time. Why was this even made? I seriously doubt the budget was even $1000 for this. Yes, it's that bad. I love low-budget horror movies, but this is just so horrible it lacks any merits or entertainment. A pre-schooler could do a better film. Avoid this like the plague!

I bought this movie at a local video store for a measly 3 bucks. I thought it would be hilarious, I had seen the trailer for it on the Terror Toons tape I recently rented, and I was starting to get into Brain Damage Film's trashy movies. Well, this movie isn't even really bad in a funny way, it is just...bad. Some of the kills are funny, because they look so fake. I don't know what they used for blood in this movie but it looks like red colored water. Not even think, just red water. And the main guy screams like a girl, starts off hysterical but gets old really quick. Also, Quiltface is hilarious...you can see where his mask ends, that is classic. Also, the guy who takes them over to the desert or whatever and warns them about the "Legend of Quiltface" is also hilarious. What a moron. And quiltface, leatherface? See a connection? Only watch if you are a really big sucker for bad movies with guys who scream like a 4 year old who wants to buy a toy bunny.

This movie is so bad. One thing is this movie called "Carnage: Legend of Quiltface" or is it "Carnage Road". If you look closely. You will see that for some small changes it's a copy of "Camp Blood". Which stinks by itself. Not to mention the rotten ending. A horror doesn't have to have a bad ending just to be a horror movie. It's jsut sloppy writing, just to have a mess of sequels. Here's a hint. If it's made by "Brain Damage Films" then I pass if I were you.

On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being best)

I give "CARNGAE ROAD"

-100 STARS

Four unlucky photography students head into the Nevada desert to take photos for an extra credit assignment,but they find themselves stalked by a vicious machete-wielding killer Quiltface who wears a mask made from human skin.Massimiliano Cerchi's "Carnage Road" is an incredibly poor slasher film filled with atrocious acting and stupid characters.The pacing is awful,the death scenes via machete are weak and the gore effects are amateurish."Carnage Road" plays like the homage to "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "The Hills Have Eyes",but offers nothing fresh or interesting.Thankfully Mack Hail of "Nutbag" fame is amazingly funny as the driver who picks up four students and so is the final confrontation between Quiltface and the last survivor.Watch this only under the influence of alcohol.3 out of 10.

I was sitting with the director and he called this work his best movie. That's a statement I don't actually agree with, HELLINGER is a much better work. This one has much more camp value thanks to the scripting assistance of the Polonia Brothers. Fans of Micro-budger slashers take note, CARNAGE ROAD is one of the better slasher-with-a-gimmick efforts to come along recently.