- Singh: No smoking, my friend. No smoking. It's written on the dashboard. Everywhere. No smoking. No smoking. Why do they smoke? Because they can't read? No, because they're assholes.
- George: I do need to get away from all this and your grouchy butt. When was the last time I had a vacation? Was it - two years ago? I flew to Canada! Five days, six nights. It rained *every* day.
- George: It's too little, too late, of the same old shit. And you're gonna have to decide what's important to you. Either you want to be with me now or I will find a man who will. My meter is runnin'.
- George: Do you men know exactly what you want or do you want what you can't have? I mean, for once I'd just love to find a man who's - happy.
- Rasha: The way I stay safe is just, I don't pick the blacks or the Puerto Ricans. That's all. What?
- Salgado: What?
- Hershey: What?
- Rasha: Come on, man. They wear guns and knives and all that shit.
- Hershey: And that's the biggest load of bull shit I ever heard.
- Salgado: Most American serial killers are white. Are you gonna stop pickin' them up too?