The Bare Wench Project

I was quite disappointed in this movie. Although as far as B-movies go, it is not a bad movie in terms of the level of acting, plot, etc. But as far as B-movies go, no SEX?! I mean really, what's going on?! You got a handful of scenes where the 4 women are topless and a very brief lesbian scene, but I was very disappointed. I mean when you see a movie with 4 attractive women (I am a big fan of Julie K. Smith & Nikki Fritz) and then you got the one horny guy, which to me was a beautiful set-up for at least some 3some and lesbian action, you get nothing! As far as spoofs go, it was pretty "spoofish." Overall the acting was pretty good for a SKINEMAX movie. The emotion between the 5 characters seemed pretty real so that is the only positive.

Like The Erotic Witch Project, this is a take on The Blair Witch Project, but with a cast of busty women who take their tops off at times. Here, there are four women who go into the woods with a guy named Lunk to make a documentary about the Bare Wench. I think Nikki Fritz's character was the director (i.e. the Heather of the group); she is the one who tells the story of the Bare Wench into the camera, anyway. Or possibly it was Chloe (Julie K. Smith), who is the one who does the tearful confession.

Like The Erotic Witch Project, this one doesn't seem to try to be very funny. It's not so much a spoof as just a loose framework to throw some nudity into along with some lesbian sex.

Nikkie Fritz returns in BWP 2-5. Julie K. Smith returns in BWP 3-5. Lorissa McComas and Antonia Doran return in BWP 4-5. Lenny Juliano returns in BWP 2 and 4. Andy Sidaris returns in BWP 2. Even if some of these are due to archive footage, this is a much better rate of return than the cast of the original Erotic Witch Project had in its sequels, for what that's worth.

Wynorski films are always excreble. This is just another case in point. Out of the five naked women shamelessly flaunted here, MAYBE one has real breasts. And that's a strong MAYBE. No humor, no gore, just boobies, boobies, boobies. And some tepid softcore lesbo action. But know what? For fifty cents less than this video rental, I could have rented legitimate porn. Do I feel cheated? With Wynorski, always. So I prepared myself for a letdown, as one must always do.

The makers of this film decided that somethings are not important in a film featuring four attractive women willing to be naked. Things such as charecter development, drama, or even that troublsome plot and dialogue. But that's OK this isn't some artsy fartsy like movie like those Farrelly Brothers always put out. No, this is soft core porn. An it's unapologetic about it's standing in celluoid history. There are no attempts to make a plot here. The Blair Witch Project was used as a plot vehicle to make this understood without having to explain what's going on. So the plot was replaced by a setting. Dialogue was replaced by moaning, acting was replaced by mammary glands, and atmosphere was never even considered. How can I bash this movie and still like it? I'm one of the male gender of the species, we're allowed to contradict all logic when faced with a naked woman. even if it's only on TV

From the title and cover poster alone we would know and recognize that this film is a parody of the Blair Witch Project (although have not seen, know somewhat what it is about).

Directed by B-movie legend Jim Wynorsky, this parody doesn't do anything quite special. It is quite simply a T&A film with four women and one guy (as their supposed bodyguard) going into the woods making a documentary of the Bare Wench.

Aside from the women, there is a lot of irritating and nothing note worthy dialogue. The standout women were perhaps Lori (Lorissa McComas) and Nikki (Nikki Fritz). The other two women (blonde ones) didn't exactly seem like they wanted to be there.

In the end this film is nothing worthwhile yet something to pass the time simply for the skin. There isn't any thrills, no mystery and no suspense. Don't expect anything else.