- Hlynur: Family dinner or a funeral... I'd rather go to a funeral, at least there's one less idiot then.
- Hlynur: [voice over] Why don't they show any porn in the morning? It's easy to get the rest up once your dicks up and about.
- Hlynur: The boozer-loser-blues piss-up pick-up place. Old meat served on every table. Recycled jawbones kissing, pickled bollocks in pussy juice. Everybody's had everybody. It's like the waiting room at the VD clinic. Everybody locked up in the same DNA chain. Abortions floating between the tables. This place is haunted by unborn children. It's like the family reunion of a non-existent family.
- Hlynur: Lola will be his mum, and my mum will be his dad. And I'll be his brother, but his father too, and the son of his dad and of his grandmother and his mothers ex-lover.