- Queen of France: [after carelessly ripping his friend's stomach off and placing it on his own head as a hat] I am the queen of France!
- Ticks Announcer: You're watching the "Family Learning Channel". And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.
- Father: [in a deleted scene] What's wrong, son?
- Son: I want to drink goat's blood.
- Father: But son... it's only *Tuesday*!
- Fluffy Guy: This is fun!
- [the little Fluffy Guys continue dancing to a Scandinavian Christmas Song]
- Fluffy Guy: My anus is bleeding!
- Flying Tentacled Pig-Monster: [Zooms across the sky]