Granny

I've given this film a "6" so i thought I'd better justify that one before i get driven to the nearest mental unit. As a horror movie, this was awful. It was boring for at least 30 minutes then it was poorly-acted, poorly-directed, and the camera work was terrible. Even i can hold a camera straight. As a comedy, it's a work of cinematic genius. I've never laughed so hard in my life. This is what "Scary Movie" should have been (but wasn't). So I give it "6" for its unintentional comedy.

Group of college aged friends gather around one night to talk about what scares them most and to initiate a new member to the group, however a person in a rubber faced granny masks begins murdering off the group. Well....the premise was alright and the film could have actually been good, but it is totally lost in a script filled with laughable dialogue, no logic, inept character choices (it is going to take an hour the police to arrive to a murder scene?!?!?), shakey camera work, sloopy special effects, an over the top not to mention just plain out awful finale, and a group of actors who could not emote if there life depended on it. A total bomb!

N/R; Violence.

I watched this movie at a party, we were very puzzled by the ending, it ended rather poor. even though the entire movie isn't too amazing, i was expecting something slightly better. This movie is pure trash, but i suggest you watch it if you find cheap horror films with a weak script quite funny. Personally I loved the advert, it was my overall highlight, the fighting scenes were basic, a shot of a knife, some shadows in a window, fake blood. I must say the Granny costume was quite scary, This film is a mixture of kill joy, camp blood and boggy creek 2,except this film has slightly better camera wok and colour treatment compared with camp blood.

GRANNY is about a group of eight friends in a house... talking. And talking. Annnd talking. They eventually drink some alcohol so they can talk some more.

After a while (aka: an eternity) the title character arrives to liven things up by dispatching these dull, annoying people in horrible ways.

GRANNY is yet another preposterous low-low-budget slasher movie. At just under an hour in length, you'll still be checking your watch if only to see if time itself has actually stopped.

Sorry Granny, it's off to the wrinkle ranch for you...

Nothing can prepare you for how truly rubbish this film is. Rubbish actors, rubbish script, rubbish camerawork. But it is because of this that you simply must see it. From the way some actors make random noises instead that have to purpose, to the ending that seems to contradict everything in the film, this film is a work of terrible genius. My favourite scene? When the girl is repeatedly stabbed in the bathroom, and yet the knife remains somehow clean, and she is still standing after getting a good 30+ holes in the chest. Oh, and the blood looks like it's being squirted from a tomato sauce bottle. In fact, it probably is tomato sauce. Just watch the film and laugh. Laugh hard.