The Necro Files

A girl is showering unknowing that a serial rapist is staring at her through the skylight. Detectives Martin Manners and Orville Stone is hot on his trail, but not hot enough as they find him after he kills, rapes, and eats a nipple of the girl.He's the shot to death. One would hope that this would be the end of the film. Not because it's too horrifying, but because the level of acting is atrociously horrid. Sadly it's not the end and months later the rapist is resurrected as a zombie by a coven of satanists. So he continues where he left off, with the detectives on the case again, this time a flying baby is after him too (don't ask). There has been VERY good VERY low-budget movies (Street Trash and Filthy McNasty spring to mind), but this one is scraping the bottom of the barrel. Horrible acting, crappy dime store special effects, lame attempt at comedy and oh yeah, and the ending sucks too.

My Grade: F

Eye Candy: Theresa Bestul gets fully nude; Anne R. Key gets topless

The necro files is strange. Very strange. And low budget. The fat cop is played by someone who probably financed the film but isn't an actor of any sorts. It's full of rape and murder scenes so ridiculous that you can't help laughing at them, and a flying tiny tears doll that's supposed to be a demon fetus from hell. It made me laugh, genuinely because of the intended humour, and the humour that exists in all low budget movies that are cheap and amateur. The two cops steal the show as they are just such poor actors. Best Scene: The two cult members begging Jesus for forgiveness

I WAS going to give this turd of a movie a 1 (or MUCH LESS if I could) as a rating...BUT...once I started watching it,it kinda grew on me,and it was funny! NO...it was friggin' HILARIOUS!!! Do NOT expect ANYTHING great from this film. The acting is atrocious. The film quality is horrendous (which probably HELPS). The effects are "OK" I guess. But when I got to "Demonic Super Baby" this is where I totally LOST IT! It was SO DAMN FUNNY that IMMEDIATELY I rated this movie MUCH HIGHER than I anticipated that I would! This film REALLY isn't for everyone,but if you like sex crazed well endowed zombies...sex dolls getting "probed"...god awful (but funny) acting...and the LAUGH OUT LOUD "Demonic Super Baby" (who makes even FUNNIER sounds)...you will most likely enjoy this one. I may even call up some of my buds,and have a "Necro-Party"! You HAVE to watch this one with some other people that enjoy trash...GOOD trash.

Bear with me on this one. A cannibal rapist returns from the dead to continue his bloody onslaught but Satan worshippers, a murdered floating baby and an unstable drug addicted psychopath cop are hot on his trail.

On a budget that resembles a Big Mac and small fries this is labelled as comedy horror and though it has absolutely no jokes I can only assume that's why the acting and dialogue was so embarrassing. Because it was intentional, right?! Gore, light T&A, some of the worst sfx ever put onto film (Including a baby that they don't even try to hide is blatantly a doll and plenty of cringe worthy moments make up The Necro Files.

Amazingly this has a sequel and being the movie masochist that I am I will no doubt end up watching it.

Upon watching this part of me found myself considering vetting movies better before watching them, but if I had done that I'd never have seen the love between a zombie & a blow up doll interrupted by a floating baby with a voice like Pee Wee Herman.

Necro Files is a classic. Yes. A classic for the fans of no-budget gore-filthy movies. The plot speaks for itself: a serial rapist is killed then come back to life because of a "satanist cult" spell. But, he comes back to life as a zombie with a huge penis. He continues his rapist and killing rampage. There are two cops that follows the case, one of them is mentally altered. Thats a great character! A very good performance by that guy. Other highlight is the "flying baby doll". No words. Its the glory. The movie is very enjoyable but not expect "good cinema" or "art". Its a party movie, to watch with friends drinking beer and puking. Great fun.