The Disciples

Genius! honestly the funniest movie I've seen in years. If you like bad movies this is for you, possibly the most cheesy cliche ridden script ever written, woefull editing, and the actings....well the less said about that the better. and the plots utter nonsense. If bad movies were considerd an art this would be the Mona Lisa.

what a bad movie, from the cheesy lines to the ludicrous action sequences with blurred shots to make it seem real to the unbearably bad actors, this movie gets right down to being almost too bad to watch, not even the attractive men and women make it worth watching, and how does ice T make a movie THIS bad?

not worth watching even if you like laughing at bad B movies, there are better ways to waste your time.

in one word... UGH

I watched this on cable the other day waiting for it to improve. The dialogue was unbelievably bad, the humour so missed its mark it reminded me of Batman & Robin on TV or The Cisco Kid old series. I normally like this genre of film but this one is just BAD. (I'm not sure I've ever seen Ice-T in a movie and been able to believe his character.)

I don't know what worries me more, the fact that this film is truly AWFUL or that I couldn't stop watching it ?!?

If you are going to watch this, be sure that ...

a) You REALLY have nothing else to do.

b) You don't expect a story line, acting or originality.

Other than than it's actually quite good for a giggle ;-)

Some films are so badly made they are watchable purely for the cringe factor. Disciples made me cringe so much it was uncomfortable. I watched it all disbelieving what I was watching, wasn't anyone aware how bad this was whilst they were filming? Mix the most hammed performances from the most wooden actors, an abysmal script were every comment from all of the 'actors' sounded like it came from the same character and the most hurried editing that tried (and failed bigtime) to give the film a forced pace. All these combined into a film that will rob you of a few hours of your life and give nothing in return. Avoid at EVERY cost.