- Casey Stuart: [discovering her father and Eve about to kiss] Dad, how could you?
- Eve: Casey, your eyes... they're wet.
- Ben Stuart: Casey, wait. Casey! Case...
- Casey Stuart: [In her room, crying on her bed] Go away!
- Ben Stuart: Nothing happened, Casey.
- Casey Stuart: She was trying to kiss you so that you would fall in love with her!
- Ben Stuart: I'm not falling in love with anyone, honey.
- Casey Stuart: You let her stay in Mom's special place, Dad. Nothing I do is gonna make a difference! Everything is ruined!
- Ben Stuart: Case...
- Casey Stuart: Just go away! I hate you!
- Eve: Ben, did you see that big lady dancing? This is a night I'll never forget!
- Ben Stuart: Neither will anyone else. I wonder who's asleep, Casey or the babysitter.
- Eve: Your dad is so much cuter than those guys back in Sunnyvale.
- Casey Stuart: You stay away from him. You got that?
- Eve: Why? He likes me.
- Casey Stuart: He can't like you. You're a doll.
- Eve: Not anymore.
- Casey Stuart: Dad, wait a second. Don't come in. I'm getting dressed.
- Eve: Who's that?
- Ben Stuart: What?
- Casey Stuart: [covers Eve's mouth with her hand] Uh, nothing.
- Ben Stuart: Well, remember, we're spending the day together.
- Casey Stuart: Right. But we don't have to. I mean you're probably really busy and everything.
- Ben Stuart: No no. It's no problem. I blocked out the whole day. I'm just going to the store. Do you want anything?
- Eve: How 'bout a banana split.
- Ben Stuart: What?
- Casey Stuart, Eve: Shh.
- Ben Stuart: What did you say?
- Casey Stuart: I said just split. I don't need anything. Take your time.