- Little Boy: Hello Gamesmaster. Are there any cheats on Sonic 2 for infinite lives?
- Gamesmaster: No, there aren't. Bye bye!
- Little Boy: Thanks a lot!
- [Auntie Marisha, the oil rig's old dinnerlady, appears in the "Consoletation" segment where usually children and teenagers ask the Gamesmaster for help with games]
- Auntie Marisha: Hello, Gamesmaster. I am having trouble with my soggy flans. I wonder if you can help me firm them?
- Gamesmaster: Hello, Marisha. How good of you to pay me a visit. Flans can indeed be difficult. May I suggest that you use more flour, less milk and cook them at a slightly lower temperature. Ha ha, not that my temperature's ever been low looking at you, Marisha.
- Auntie Marisha: Oh, you cheeky monkey.
- Gamesmaster: [Appearing briefly at the end of the Series 1, Episode 10 closing credits] See you along!
- Gamesmaster: [the next person wanting game tips turns out to be a Dalek] Good Lord! What are you doing up here?
- Gamesmaster: [to a scruffy teenage boy wanting help with a game] I'm sorry, but that haircut isn't good enough. I'll have another please.
- [the scruffy boy disappears and a girl appears in his place]
- Girl: Hi, Gamesmaster.
- Gamesmaster: That's better. What can I do for you?
- Gamesmaster: Frankly, young man, that sort of question offends my intellect and doesn't deserve to be answered. Next, please.
- Dominik Diamond: [vainly trying to get a baby to play a game in a timed challenge] Don't cry! Because everyone's watching this on telly, Callum, they'll think I'm really horrible to you!