Sex Files: Alien Erotica

This is a funny movie. It does a pretty good job of riding the "campy" line and not being too stupid. There is little to complain about in this movie. It serves its purpose as well, providing a variety of subjects and situations in a generally plot-driven way.

OK, so clever isn't exactly the word I'm looking, but this movie was able to hold my interest(something most adult movies don't usually do). The plot was also pretty good: An alien comes to Earth to find it's mate it was separated from four years earlier. Being a fan of the X-files made this movie all the more fun to watch, the women weren't bad either.

If your really not into outer space movies, you'll love this one. Myself, I don't even care for the X-files. But given this is an outer space movie that has sex from start to finish, (not hard core sex) it's very well put together. It gets to the point that it is really funny. And if you like to see lots of good looking ladies you'll love this movie.

I saw this film when it first came out late one night on Cinemax. There's a hell of a lot of nudity in it, but it's not really erotic. The nudity seems to be the whole point of the film, as the dialogue is flimsy, the plot nothing out of the ordinary, and the cinematography is a lot like what you might see on TV instead of a motion picture. However, this combination and the earnestness of the acting make the whole film into a comedy. The plot: an alien plant is detected by the crew of a space ship returning home to Earth. The plant is brought on board, and proceeds to give off aphrodiasiacal spores that infect the young women of the crew and make them super horny. In turn, the women then clone themselves, leaving the 'original version' also hot and horny. Then the clones go off to seduce other men and women and the cycle continues. When one woman seduces another, a clone is generated and the clone takes on the identity of the woman seduced, and on and on until the end which I won't reveal. At the centerpiece of this movie are hot chicks that you might see in Penthouse or Hustler--all big titted hardbodied ditzes who act act as though they will use any excuse to shed their clothing rapidly for the camera: Ravanelle Richardson, Blake Pickett, Kira Reed (listed as Kira Lee here), Lauren Hays, Delphine Pacific, and Gabriella Hall. Some of the nudest of the nude scenes feature Gabriella Hall as "Ann Gallo" seducing a security guard, and wildly dominating him and thrusting her big breasts and nice butt all over the place. Then there's ultra hot blonde Blake Pickett as "Officer Kelly O'Conner" who not only seduces another guard, but seduces Ravanelle Richardson in the gas station (not enough shown of this), and pleasures herself in the back seat of the FBI agents' car showing lots of breasts and a nice hard abdomen. Then there's the scene that gets the alien plant fungus in circulation: of Delphine Pacific as "Dr. Claire Danning" who was responsible for bringing the alien plant onto the space ship in the first place. Dr. Danning (who otherwise seems like a boring geek scientist with glasses and hair pile up like a schoolmarm) inhales some of the plant's spores and then literally rips off her glasses, her clothes, pleasures herself, shows off her huge breasts as well as the rest of her hardbody, and then goes off to seduce the space ship's lieutenant. There are a lot of full naked body shots and D-cups galore--including more comic seduction scenes that the viewer will have to take my word for and enjoy himself--but the movie isn't erotic because of this nudity, it's funny because the naked gratuitousness is all the film is about, and the rest of the plot and dialogue act as filler. I'd say it's about an 8 for nudity, a 2 for dialogue, a standard 5 for plot, and 7 for comedy. Designate where your priorities lie.

This film earns five stars out of five for being a great all-around postmodern sci-fi retro parody. Overall, Alien Erotica is really campy and corny--the dialogues, costumes, and set seem like colorized versions of their 50 year-old counterparts. The postmod quality of this film results from its being a spoof on the current X-files program coupled with and reinscribed by extremely cheesy acting, periodic shabby footage (that resembles vignettes from 1950's space and monster movies), and extremely hot actresses that look like they're from the pages of Penthouse. The level of the erotic is very high in this film, featuring simulated sexual encounters and full body shots of B-movie hotties Kira Reed, Delphine Pacific, and Gabriella Hall. The most erotic scene sequence begins when Delphine Pacific (a scorching Asian who plays Dr. Claire Danning) is infected by the spores of the alien plant. She proceeds to whip off her horn-rimmed glasses, disrobe and spread the slimy alien spores all over her naked and beautifully shaven hardbody, roll around in ecstasy, and seduce several crew members to boot. What makes this scene so erotic/comedic is the radical switch that Delphine Pacific's character undergoes: the character of Dr. Claire Danning is really square and nerdy--in manner, appearance, and speech, who yet goes through a whole sexual turnaround after being infected by the spores. I would recommend this film to those who like science fiction, those who like comedies, and those who like to see young hot women getting naked.