Pirates: 3D Show

This short comedy is still running at the Globe Theater, London at Busch Gardens Europe, Williamsburg, VA. It's typical Nielson pratfalls and buffoonery, but nonetheless humorous and the kids love it.

I've seen the show about a dozen times or so, usually when its raining or too hot to schlep through the park with the crowds. The venue provides a nice respite from the rest of the park during our sweltering VA summer heat.

As far as I know, Pirates 4-D is still on the bill for this summer. ('08) There are some other new things at the park (I'm not allowed to disclose, they made me sign a no release form) but I'm sure they're sure to be great.

See you at the park!

I agree Pirates 4D isn't completely brilliant. I loved it though first time when I went to Thorpe Park, but the next time I wasn't as impressed. The sets and costumes are colourful, it goes at a good pace and the music was decent. And the effects are good, such as the buzzing seats and the water, and the acting of Leslie Nielson and Eric Idle is credible. The most memorable parts were the talking parrot, who was hilarious, and the bees, since I have a phobia of bees and wasps I was screaming hysterically. However, the story is nothing special and the writing is a little crummy. Also the characters lack depth and the film ends rather abruptly. Overall, it is worthwhile but it could have been better at the same time. 6/10 Bethany Cox

This is SO much better than that Haunted Lighthouse movie. The 3-D effects look great. It's probably due to the bright images used throughout the film. It's also nice that the film is only 16 or so minutes long. I think that is long enough for a theme park presentation. Eric Idle did a good job with the corny pirate dialog, and Leslie Nielson did his usual bumbling best. Also, it was nice to see Rodney Dangerfield in the show, even though it was only a cameo appearance. I hope that the crew that put this film together will someday present another 3-D movie. Also, it's possible that there is more than one version of this film, as I have heard people comment that they don't remember Rodney Dangerfield in the picture.

I saw the movie as part of the 'Pirate 4-D' attraction at Thorpe Park, England. It was preceded, while everybody was filling up the auditorium, by a talking parrot doll at the front that gave out the usual safety brief, etc.

The parrot was, unfortunately, soon to be demonstrated to be the most amusing part of the show.

Okay, so the 3-D element of the 15 minute 'spectacular' was actually pretty good. There's a couple of 3-D wasps that fly at you and they're all animated quite impressively. Oddly enough, the water jets, wind jets and moving seats in the auditorium that qualify it for the bizarre '4-D' part of the title work reasonably well.

But what's the point if the movie itself is abysmal? I'm not being harsh either - the acting, scripting, 'comedy', camera-work, soundtrack; it's all as wooden as the scenery. You're not supposed to want to strangle the main character (some whining boy called 'Davey'), are you?

I can accept that it is aimed at kids and therefore presumably most of the money has gone on the 'ride' aspect of the movie. But why patronize children? It's like the film-makers knew that nobody was really going to take the movie seriously enough to critique it, but why is that an excuse for shoddy workmanship?

Still, I did like the wasps.

I've gone to this loads of times at Thorpe Park and although sometimes the effects haven't worked I use it as a bit of a break after Lunch before tackling the roller coasters...

The acting is a little bit wooden and it's not really meant to "thrill" you but I do find the wasps a bit creepy and pretty much always take the glasses off at that point!

Anyways if you're seeing it at Thorpe Park don't go in expecting a masterpiece and I do strongly recommend using it as a "food going down" session... Puking isn't much fun at the best of times if you plan on going on colossus straight after lunch!