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Hyped as China's "answer" to Fincher's SEVEN; there's a scene where The Law run down a rain-soaked alley, a killer making use of a Biblical Motive and - well, that's about where the "connection" ends. Occult Scholar (??) seeks series of women with 6/6/69 birthdates in order to remove their hearts - any victim who survives the surgery, proves herself to be The Devil's Daughter. Usual HK buffet: martial arts (snore...), slapstick, noxious women, and, when all else fails, throw in some genital humour. It must be said, that zombie cops cut apart via chainsaw & a nailgun crucifixion are a tad more exciting than Paltrow's head in a box. Plus, a bonus "shock" ending. Basically, a feature length indictment of Chinese Law Enforcement. As one subtitled villain quips "Damn It! Go Eat S***!" Translation: rent a Cat III title instead.

Satan Returns ("starring the babe from Naked Killer!" screams the tag-line) is very clearly modelled on Se7en: the dark, jumpy look-and-feel is faithfully reproduced. At one point, a character suggests that the killer has "seen Se7en". But the similarity ends there. Satan Returns is a film that could only ever be produced in Hong Kong: it is a demonic thriller featuring kung-fu, gunfights, sex, zombies, and the kitchen sink. It's all very entertaining (although ludicrous) stuff. At times, it even manages to be scary. See it to believe it.

Ah Lun directed this Wong Jing produced action shocker Devil 666 aka Satan Returns, in 1996. The film stars the incredibly beautiful sweetheart Chingmy Yau, who played the lead part in Clarence Fok's classic erotic action film Naked Killer in 1992. Donnie Yuen plays a tough cop who is with his colleagues (Chingmy included) after a lunatic killer who calls himself Judas and thinks Chingmy is the daughter of the Devil himself. What follows is gun battles, many plot turns, one chainsaw at the end, the usual Hong Kong "humor", gore and different camera styles, but the main interest for the film makers was to make a film which would appeal to the same audience than The Silence of the Lambs (Jonathan Demme, 1990) and Se7en (David Fincher, 1995) did; Satan Returns is occasionally almost too obviously ripping these two Hollywood blockbusters off.

The film has some genuinely creepy scenes and segments, and the camera styles and drives are again very restless and also imaginable, and there's at least one hyper fast drive through an apartment and its stairs, so I can't say the film isn't visually at least LITTLE interesting. The plot is nonsense and the scenes and characters are too close to those of Lambs' and Se7en's and the characters in this Orient production even mention these two films couple of times!

The action is okay, but never "John Woo style" or near that as one writer requested. The gun battles are nothing special here as isn't anything else either. The rainy streets and dark settings could be gorgeous and effective, but since they've been taken straightly from Fincher's film, I cannot appreciate them in this film too much. There's also some bits of gore and fake blood, which looks occasionally very fake. This film is said to be rated CAT 3, but from what I know, that is NOT true and is only some distributor's "clever" effort to get people's attention due to the high rating. The violence isn't too strong, but it is the usual HK standard (i.e. some blood when people are shot and little gore and ripped hearts every now and then..) and what this film lacks unlike the real CAT 3 films, is the nudity and sex, which usually is the reason for high rating so there's no need to be gore and violence for film to get the "third" rating in Hong Kong.

Devil 666 aka Satan Returns gets 4/10 just because of the fact that it is more watchable than some/most of these films, and I'm glad there's not too much of the usual stupid humor, but what's left, should have been left out as well. The visuals are occasionally interesting, but since the film is never original or too personal, the 4 rating seems reasonable, but those who have seen many Hong Kong horror and action films should not keep their expectations too high. Still, it could be MUCH worse!

Now Hong Kong action movies are my one true cinematic blind spot, so I approached 'Satan Returns' with trepidation. I thought I would give it a look as it seemed it might be a slightly offbeat mix of Woo/Lam style cops'n'chops with a supernatural thriller theme. While I ended up hating this movie a lot less than I expected I still found it to be silly in the extreme, and pretty tiresome overall. The plot is incoherent nonsense about a religious nut called Judas attempting to find the Devil's daughter, and makes no real sense whatsoever. The only thing that kept me watching this to the very end was the the lovely Chingmy Yau of 'Naked Killer' fame, and some of the unintentionally funny sub-titles. Apart from that there isn't all that much to recommend this movie, and beware, the 'Se7en' comparisons are way off base, and extremely misleading.

Perhaps it's a matter of imperfectly translating Chinese characters into English words and phrases (sometimes giving only approximations that the viewer must be aware enough to dissect themselves) as much as the screenwriting itself, but it also seems apparent in the scene and narrative writing that the storytelling here is decidedly direct. Not just direct, but maybe a tad blunt and simplified, too, removing subtlety and nuance from the equation in communicating the tale, especially when it comes to discussion of religious mythology or iconography. It's further worth observing that the picture gladly and somewhat emptily employs tropes in building its characters, and in rounding out scenes after the most plot-centric elements have been laid in. It bears repeating that some of this may at least in part be a reflection of the difficulty in conveying a story written in one culture and language in a manner that makes it accessible to another, though even with that allowance in mind, I think it's safe to say that 'Satan returns,' as it presents, is often a bit heavy-handed, with notable rough edges, and would have benefited from a more mindful, delicate touch in many regards.

Be that as it may, the broad strokes of Wong Jing's screenplay are fantastic, with great ideas laying the foundation for a playfully sinister and sometimes delightfully gnarly action-horror flick. As the story builds of police and investigation, rituals and Satanism, and an effort to resurrect the power of the devil, strong scene writing gives us flavors of violent action, blood and gore, light humor, surveillance and pursuing leads, and discrete genre elements that range from the fun to the earnestly unsettling. While some of the tricks employed along the way are a little over the top (in addition to being rather forthright as noted), every aspect of the feature is geared toward bolstering either the action or the horror, or otherwise ensuring an entertaining spectacle, and the result is a reliably good time, if less than flawless. The action sequences are terrific, as well as all the stunts and effects that we see at any time. The sets and props are excellent and quite imaginative at their best (and sometimes smartly gruesome), lending a measure of disquieting atmosphere to the proceedings. Even cinematographer Cheng Siu-Keung gets a chance to really stretch his legs here, with very active and dynamic work that pretty well gets into the spirit of the project, and the much the same can be said for the editing.

Among other issues that trouble the viewing experience, one must also make note of how the movie struggles at times to find the right tone. Particularly noticeable in the first and second acts, tinges of ill-fitting humor get woven into scenes of action or horror. As the third act rolls around another problem rears its head, for just as 'Satan returns' shows itself early on to be a smidgen gawky and club-footed in its writing, in about the last one-third the storytelling shifts in a way that very pointedly needs a deft, subtle hand to truly succeed. For such lack, that length of the film that should surely be the most wickedly delicious is drained of a quantifiable portion of its power. Still, while all these just criticisms place definite upper limits on the total value to be found here, it remains solidly enjoyable much more than not. Just as the writing is splendid at large but gets tripped up in the details, director Lam Wai-lun may get mired in the appropriate application of esoteric facets like tone or polish, but overall his orchestration of every shot and scene is outstanding, letting the action and horror equally dispense thrills while shaping a compelling, satisfying narrative. While no one in the cast specifically stands out, and they may be constrained by the matters I've already mentioned, all the same those involved give capable performances of robust physicality, and what range and nuance the nature of the presentation does permit.

Very simply the fact is that this picture suffers from weaknesses and shortcomings, and had more deliberate thought and care gone into all the small odds and ends - the screenplay above all - the final product would have unmistakably been better. With that said, it speaks very well to the skill and intelligence of all who participated in its creation that 'Satan returns' nonetheless remains as devilishly pleasing and fun as it is, through to the very end. It has its faults, strictly speaking, but still I had a blast watching, and I think most anyone who appreciates action-horror would also find this an invigorating, rewarding find. One might not need to go out of their way to see it, but if you like spaces that this title plays in, as far as I'm concerned it's well worth checking out, and a swell credit to all on hand.