- Tony Lazorka: What makes you think I won't pop two in your head, crack open a beer and call it a night?
- Brian Penny: I just have one question for you: November 22, 1963 in Dallas... were you in the grassy knoll? Or the book depository?
- Tony Lazorka: I was in the first grade.
- Tony Lazorka: Okay, Brian, what do you know about disarming bombs?
- Brian Penny: What do you know about Middle Eastern love songs from the 1940's?