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Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, and Lucy Liu in Los Ángeles de Charlie (2000)

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Los Ángeles de Charlie

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  • Charlie: Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.
  • [one of Alex's muffins is embedded in the door]
  • Bosley: What do you call this?
  • Dylan: Chinese fighting muffin.
  • Bosley: That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.
  • Eric Knox: So where we going, House of Pancakes or The Sizzler?
  • Vivian Wood: What are you, the cheapest man on the planet?
  • Charlie: Good morning, Angels.
  • Dylan, Natalie, Alex: Good morning, Charlie!
  • Alex: Flip your hair.
  • Natalie: What?
  • Alex: Flip your goddamn hair.
  • Alex: Your methodologies are antiquated and weak. Your procedures of approval ensure that only the least radical ideas are rewarded. Meanwhile your competition is innovating.
  • [whip]
  • Dylan: [quietly] Ow.
  • Alex: You. What was the last suggestion you made to your boss?
  • Red Star Systems Techie: I said the coke machine should be free.
  • Alex: Why?
  • Red Star Systems Techie: Because caffeine helps us program.
  • Natalie: I have to go. I can't explain now but will you call me tomorrow?
  • Pete: Sure.
  • [Natalie runs off. Runs back, kisses him and runs off again. Pete turns to the bouncers]
  • Bouncer: Oh, you bad!
  • Bouncer: Yeah, you bad!
  • Pete: Finally you guys warm up a little.
  • Chad: Is it the eggs?
  • Dylan: It's not the eggs.
  • Chad: Is it the boat?
  • Dylan: No, it's not the boat, I have to go though.
  • Chad: Is it the Chad?
  • Dylan: It might be the Chad.
  • Chad: The Chad... It's the Chad!
  • [Chad falls into the water]
  • Alex: All right, let's get one thing straight between us.
  • Jason Gibbons: Go ahead. We're way past keeping secrets at this point.
  • Alex: This is gonna be long, hard and rough.
  • Jason Gibbons: Sometimes when it's rough I just get there faster.
  • Alex: If you don't diffuse this bomb, Logan, LA is gonna become a new underwater attraction.
  • Jason Gibbons: Which wire? The red one or the blue one?
  • Alex: Bump bump baah.
  • Jason Gibbons: That is not helping.
  • Alex: Ooh, my muffins.
  • Jason Gibbons: This is stupid. Why wouldn't I just yank the wire.
  • Alex: No honey, the real mechanism is inside encased in a titanium shell, if you trip the external feedback circuit the bomb will detonate.
  • Jason Gibbons: Wow! You know for a bikini waxer you know an awful lot about bombs.
  • Alex: Isn't it amazing how much you can learn off of the internet?
  • Alex: What do you know, a guy who speaks Natalie.
  • [mocking Eric Knox]
  • Dylan: I don't know how to make chicken... jerk.
  • Chad: [can't get back out of his boat's smokestack] The Chad... is stuck.
  • Natalie: Where's Knox? Is he OK?
  • Dylan: He's fine. He's the bad guy.
  • Natalie: [to UPS guy] I signed that release form,so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot.
  • Vivian Wood: Never send a man to do a woman's job.
  • Alex: Oh, my God, you're hit!
  • Jason Gibbons: No, it's nothing. I mean the squibs hurt a little when they go off but... what happened to my trailer?
  • Alex: Jason
  • Jason Gibbons: Were you in there while that happened? I mean, look at it!
  • Alex: Jason, I haven't been completely honest with you. I'm not a bikini waxer.
  • Jason Gibbons: Bummer. I mean... that was kind of a turn on.
  • Natalie: Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?
  • [Vivian Wood steals Natalie's cell phone from her while she's talking to her friend Pete]
  • Vivian Wood: Is this the famous Charlie?
  • Pete: No, this is Pete.
  • Alex: They're not Chinese, they're not fighting, they're blueberry!
  • Natalie: Oh!
  • [making bird noise]
  • Natalie: It's a sitta pygmaya. A pygmy nuthatch! They only live in one place. CARMEL!
  • Roger Corwin: You're very good. With your hands. I could use someone like you on my staff.
  • Alex: Thanks for the offer, but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff.
  • [ordering at the drive through]
  • Dylan: I'll have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?
  • Pete: I'll get tickets.
  • Natalie: I love tickets!
  • [first lines]
  • Flight Attendant: I said, "Look, lady, it's not the seats that have gotten smaller, it's your ass that has gotten bigger."
  • Dylan: The kidnapping was a setup. He's behind the whole thing.
  • Natalie: What? Why?
  • Dylan: He wasn't exactly forthcoming when he shot me out the window.
  • Jason Gibbons: So when do I get to meet this Charlie.
  • Alex: Well, Charlie's not a very social person.
  • Jason Gibbons: But Charlie's a chick right? I mean, she's definitely a woman?
  • Bouncer: Hey you! You wanna dance on stage?
  • Natalie, Pete: Us? Yeah!
  • Bouncer: No. Stage is for the ladies.
  • Natalie: Oh, then you know what? I'm just gonna find a place on the floor.
  • Pete: [to bouncer] Wait a minute!
  • [to Natalie]
  • Pete: This is like Soul Train's highest honor, I am NOT gonna sit here and let you NOT go up there so yeah, she'll go.
  • Natalie: Really? Cause I've always wanted to go up there.
  • Pete: Have a great time!
  • Natalie: See you in a minute!
  • Dylan: And that's kicking your ass!
  • Bosley: And I had a really long talk with a squirrel one time, longer in fact than I can with most people.
  • Eric Knox: I gotta go torture and kill your boss.
  • Natalie: Hey! I like that guy!
  • [During Natalie's dream scene]
  • Natalie: Eduardo, move me.
  • Pasqual: You crazy bastard!
  • Dylan: [as Mr. Jones] I think you mean crazy bitch.
  • Alex: I don't know if I can keep up this façade with Jason anymore.
  • Dylan: You don't want to be a man who's intimidated by a strong woman, anyway.
  • Alex: You know, they come on all lovey-dovey until they find out I can shatter a cinderblock with my forehead.
  • Natalie: I love that trick.
  • Chad: Starfish, I would just like to say that I'm honored, honored to see you taking an interest in my work and I also think you're very pretty and...
  • [sees girls putting on scuba gear]
  • Chad: Starfish? Where are you going? Starfish, are you going swimming? Where are you going? Where are you going again, Starfish? Was it the Chad?
  • Dylan: No, the Chad was great.
  • Chad: The Chad was great.
  • [Natalie, Dylan, Alex, and Chad are on a boat]
  • Natalie: Hey Chad, does this thing go any faster? We're kind of in a hurry, and I could really open her up, and if you wanted me to drive.
  • [turns to Dylan]
  • Natalie: I could drive, right?
  • Chad: I'm sorry, friend of Starfish, but there's only one captain of this love boat. That captain is me. The Chad.
  • Natalie: The Chad.
  • [both Natalie and Dylan are giggling]
  • Natalie: Chad, captain of the love boat-
  • Chad: [correcting Natalie] *The* Chad.
  • Natalie: We're kind of in a hurry.
  • Chad: [repeating] *The* Chad.
  • Alex: Let's see if I can win the teddy bear!
  • Dylan: Figures that I would find the perfect guy, and he would already have the perfect girl.
  • Natalie: They don't call me balls out Natalie for nothing.
  • Eric Knox: You're a woman, you've got female intuition, *and* you're a detective... and you didn't know this was going to happen?
  • Natalie: Wait you guys, I'm not a yoyo!
  • Bosley: This place, it's Japanese, is it not?
  • Roger Corwin: It's a 13th-century Shinto temple. I had it...
  • [Bosley opens his mouth and leans forward, so his molar transmitter gets a clear signal]
  • Roger Corwin: I had it FedExed from Kyoto. Blowfish?
  • Bosley: Isn't that poisonous?
  • Roger Corwin: It's a rare delicacy, for the man who has no fear of an excruciating death.
  • Dylan: Technically, 1 in 60 is fatal.
  • Bosley: [trying a piece, then feigning falling over dead] Tastes like chicken. That would go very nicely with broccoli.
  • Eric Knox: You know, Dylan, I think under different circumstances, I think you and I would've made a great couple.
  • Dylan: Yeah, if you hadn't shot me out the window and tried to kill everyone I love, I think we could have had a chance.
  • Natalie: Dylan? Hey, it's Nat. Listen, Vivian Wood is a fake and an all-around bitch. Her assassin just paid me a visit. We gotta warn Knox.
  • Roger Corwin: He said what? Over my dead body? I can accept those terms.
  • Eric Knox: You know they say that in death all life's questions are answered. Will you let me know?
  • [Knox shoots Dylan out the window]
  • Charlie: With the micro-camera we planted on Corwin's briefcase, we've been able to study Red Star's layout.
  • Alex: There's the mainframe, just behind that door.
  • Eric Knox: Well, that's where my software would be, but the security looks incredible.
  • Alex: Yeah. Restricted access.
  • Dylan: Fingerprint ID.
  • Natalie: Retinal scanner.
  • Charlie: Angels, break it down.
  • Dylan: Only two directors at Red Star have access to the mainframe room. In order to get through the security system, they have to synchronize their entrance. A gelatin scanning plate takes exact fingerprints.
  • Natalie: A laser accurate to .009 millimeters scans the retina.
  • Alex: The mainframe is accessible only through an airless antechamber. A surveillance-monitored clean room.
  • Natalie: There's only one way to get through undetected: be invisible.
  • Alex: The floor is rigged with pressure sensitivity. Any contact which exceeds .25 seconds will trigger the alarm.
  • Vivian Wood: Sounds impossible.
  • Natalie: Sounds like fun.
  • Eric Knox: [about Charlie] That man's got a beautiful telephone voice.
  • [last lines]
  • Dylan: To Charlie.
  • Alex: To Charlie.
  • Natalie: To Charlie.
  • Bosley: To Charlie.
  • [falls over]
  • Bosley: Let me toast you ladies, with some ice cubes!
  • Chad: Where are you going, Starfish and Friends?

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