Kidnapped in Paradise

Pretty average lifetime movie. There is little to no plot going on here and already several of the characters are getting on my nerves. The bickering couple has not development, the kids care attendant is hostile for no reason (which seems to be quite common in life time characters). The mother "Beth" is highly annoying. Just found out your daughter is missing and you keep crossing your arms and making faces line your either irritated and bored or cold. You'd think that would make you mad but okay Rest of movie is so so

The garish title promised a poor show but actually this is a good film with a thoughtful, articulate script (see especially the argument between the sisters), stunning photography (examples: the night ocean in the cove just before the argument; the sunsets over the island) strong performances from the cast, good character development and, most of all, the unequalled charm, beauty and sincerity of Joely Fisher in the lead role.

Some screenwriters and producers don't seem to know how it works, usually you need to surprise the audience (if there is any for this one), but with a title like this it gets completely absurd. Guess what happens after about 45 minutes of movie boring around and knowing what is going to happen. You found it? NO? Yes, you are right!!! A kidnapping! (weird he!) And guess where!!! No i don't want to spoil it! LOL. And as a last test, guess who they are going to kidnap?

The rest of the movie is like in many TV-Movies, no brain actions, a blond chick running around most of the time in bikini and actors that think they are the men!!! They mean really mean it! I hope they never looked to the movie to see them self.

And the logic of the movie, well you better not have over 70 I.Q., otherwise you gone start to see to many mistakes and actions that have no sense, with dialogues

Very bad overall. 2/10 because i saw even worse then this but i liked the boats a lot, :).

If you are looking for a film that you are going to love and remember for the rest of your life, don't see this one. BUT, if you are bored and looking for a way to spend a hour and a half, try this one. Not to good and not too bad, this is just a average film.

**/****

What do you say about a movie that was so horrible that you wanted basically the whole cast to die? I'm not a violent person, but this move was....garbage! The plot was lacking, the actor (and I use that term loosely) were horrible. My advice for everyone who has even remotely thought of watching this, don't! If your looking for a good pirate movie go with my personal favorite, The Goonies, or Hook.