- [Snafu tries to hide underwater, but his bare backside remains exposed]
- Malaria Mike: Why, it's Snafu! I never forget a face.
- [Snafu pulls up his trousers and thwarts Malaria Mike's attack]
- Malaria Mike: Caught him with his pants up.
- [first lines]
- [Malaria Mike the mosquito admires his wanted poster]
- Malaria Mike: Not bad, but it doesn't do justice to me nose.
- Baby Mosquito: What did you do in the big war, Daddy?
- Malaria Mike: Oh, I did me share.
- [camera pans to Snafu's head mounted on Malaria Mike's wall]
- [last lines]
- Pvt. Snafu: Just a minute, please. This program has come to you through the courtesy of my sponsor, the United States Army - distributors of G.I. repellent, mosquito nets, atabrine pills and good old-fashioned horse sense. I wish the hell I used 'em!