- Narrator: And so, aside from the fact that the ship sank, the launching ceremonies were a complete success.
- Narrator: Super-Titanic Pictures Presents: The Perils of Arsenic Annie, or: A Revolver, A High Cliff and You. Our drama today is a prehistoric movie of the year 1909 and presents an epic of base Scandinavian emotions. This movie was recently discovered in the beard of a Swedish producer, where it had been buried for years.