- Max: Lemme give you a little advice about women like her. The fuckin' you get, ain't worth the fuckin' you get, okay?
- Arnie: Oh, you kids, you kids. You brought me a truck full of risks. Moral risks, legal risks, dollar, fiscal, economic. Help me, I'm stuck, my Freudian skirt is showing.
- Nikki Randall: Splice it together with what you already have. And then you can tell this guy of yours that you not only have the Costume Killer, but you managed to keep him from killing victim number six.
- Tiger: But we could never do that.
- Nikki Randall: I could. I've got all the editing equipment you need to use at school.
- Cliff: How was I supposed to know? Locked in the attic, tied to my grandmother. Beaten, beaten, beaten by my drunken father! Of course I'm kidding. Can't you take a joke? Don't you know when a guy's kidding?
- [last lines]
- Cliff: I want to thank God. For um, for not giving me the role of Gilligan. Thank you God!