- Roland the Remarkable: Don't tell me *you're* thinking of entering the competition tonight. Wally, the competition is for *real* magicians. You needn't worry. I'll take good care of Waldo's wand after I win. You can come and watch if you like. But, Wally... Wally.
- [Wally moves in closer]
- Roland the Remarkable: Take a tip. Don't embarrass yourself by trying to perform tonight. After all, I am Roland the Remarkable and you are... well... you.
- [Roland enters Cecil's desk and Wally pokes his tongue out while leaving the office. Later, Wally rides on his tricycle on the road while setting off to find a magic wand]
- Greg Wiggle: [reading the map] Moo! So where to now, Jeff?
- Jeff Wiggle: Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet. Thataway!
- Anthony Wiggle: Quack quack quack! No, thataway. Quack, quack.
- Murray Wiggle: Hey, guys I think we're lost.
- Anthony Wiggle: [the Wiggles shudder] Guys, let's go find out where we are.
- [the Wiggles walk to a sign that says "Brrrrr Street"]
- Anthony Wiggle: Oh! Brrr Street. I wonder why they call it "Brrrrrr Street".
- Greg Wiggle, Jeff Wiggle, Murray Wiggle: Brrrrrr! Don't know
- Greg Wiggle, Jeff Wiggle, Murray Wiggle, Anthony Wiggle: [the Wiggles enter the street where a blizzard is happening] Whoa! Whoooooooaaa! Whoa! Whoooooaaa!
- [they fall backwards and land on their backs]
- Anthony Wiggle: [sits up and rubs his arms] So that's why they call it Brrrrrrrr Street.
- Greg Wiggle: [sits up and rubs his arms] I d-don't think this is the way. I think we better head back to the Wigglehouse. At least we know how to get there.
- Jeff Wiggle: [sits up and warms his hands] I'm getting worried we won't find Dorothy... in time for tonight's surprise party.
- Anthony Wiggle: me too.
- Murray Wiggle: [sits up and rubs his arms] me three
- Greg Wiggle: me four. But I think we better head back to the Wigglehouse. Who knows Dorothy might have gone there?
- Jeff Wiggle: And it's warm there.
- Murray Wiggle: [to the audience] We need all of you to keep a lookout for Dorothy. Okay?
- Door: Who goes there?
- Murray Wiggle: It's-- It's us, Door, the Wiggles. We live here.
- Door: Yes, right, and I'm a fire engine. You're not going anywhere until you prove who you are.
- Jeff Wiggle: Door, if you don't believe us, give us...
- Greg Wiggle, Jeff Wiggle, Anthony Wiggle, Murray Wiggle: The test!
- Door: All right, let's see how good you are. What's Anthony's favourite food?
- Greg Wiggle, Jeff Wiggle, Anthony Wiggle, Murray Wiggle: [singing] Fruit salad! Yummy, yummy!
- Door: Hmm, lucky. OK, what's Jeff's favourite sport?
- Greg Wiggle, Jeff Wiggle, Anthony Wiggle, Murray Wiggle: Sleeping!
- Door: What's 693,748 divided by six point three?
- Greg Wiggle, Jeff Wiggle, Anthony Wiggle, Murray Wiggle: 110,118 point seven-three.
- Door: Are you sure?
- Greg Wiggle, Jeff Wiggle, Anthony Wiggle, Murray Wiggle: Yes.
- Door: Oh. Well, what's the password?
- Greg Wiggle, Jeff Wiggle, Anthony Wiggle, Murray Wiggle: Silly pants!
- [Wiggle House opens like a pop-up book]
- Door: All right, you can come in, then. This happens every time. Sometimes I feel like I'm falling to pieces.