- Jordan White: "I love you" can mean a lot of things... like "you'll do 'till someone better comes along," or "I can't describe how I really feel but I know that I'm supposed to say this," or "Shut up, I'm watching TV."
- [Jordan is hesitant to have sex with Amy]
- Jordan White: I'm worried about catching AIDS.
- Amy Blue: But we're both virgins!
- Amy: Look, you fucking chunky pumpkinhead! I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
- Cashier: You told me you loved me... You told me you'd never leave me...
- Amy: What is this, Night of the Living Brain-dead? Wake up and smell the cappucino, geek. I don't know you, I've never fucking seen you before, I don't know who the fuck this 'Sunshine' is!
- Xavier Red: Sniff my finger. Come on, sniff my finger and tell me it doesn't smell like your girlfriend's sweet, juicy snatch.
- Amy: I'm so mad at you, I could rip your testicles off and staple them to your ankles. What the fuck did you have to go and tell Jordan for?
- Xavier: Tell him what?
- Amy: What do you think, doorknob? That we got together!
- Xavier: Well, didn't you utterly dig it?
- Amy: That is not the point!
- Xavier: Well, what is the point then, get it? Guilt is for married, old people!
- Amy: You're incredible. You're not even human, are you? You're like a life-support system for a cock!