Caroline in the City (1995)

Citas

Caroline in the City

Richard: In the future, when you tell your brother off in the dead of winter and storm outside, you might want to bring a coat.
Caroline: I'm fine.
Richard: Oh, please. You don't have to be proud in front of me. I've seen you eat M&Ms off the floor.

Richard: So, Donna, do you miss Rome?
Donna: Oh, no. All that traffic and noise and pollution, and rude people.
Richard: Oh, I can see why you moved to New York.

Caroline: He wants to get married.
Richard: To you?
Caroline: No, to you.

Woman: Mr. Karinski, 30 years old and you've spent the last 8 months coloring things.
Richard: Yes, my mother's very proud also.

Richard's machine: Hello?
Caroline: Yeah, Richard, it's Caroline -
Richard's machine: Actually it's a machine, but aren't we all?
Caroline: So now you decide to develop a sense of humor?

Caroline: You know, you could try being nicer to him.
Richard: Yeah, and I could watch Tori Spelling play Medea. But life is just too short.

Richard: Excuse me. What do you people think I do on my birthday?
Caroline: I don't know. I just assumed you curled up with a handful of dirt from your homeland and waited 'til dawn.
Richard: Nope that's New Year's.

Annie: Hey you didn't stay 'til the end of my New Year's Eve Party.
Caroline: Sorry, I just couldn't make a three-day commitment.

Richard: Oh, God, I hate Mondays.
Caroline: It's Tuesday, Richard.
Richard: I know, I'm still trying to get over yesterday.

Richard: I'm very open to criticism.
Kenneth: Hmm.
Richard: Oh yeah, who the hell are you to judge my work?

Maitre D: I put them at the VIP table.
Caroline: The VIP table?
Maitre D: Very Irritating Pains-in-the-Butt.

Richard: I'm stuck!
Del: What do you mean?
Richard: I'm stuck. Are you having trouble with "I'm" or "stuck"?

Del: I guess you're right, Charlie. Phil was embezzling.
Charlie: Told you. But what does it matter? It's a big company.
Del: It's MY company!
Charlie: Oh yeah, good point. But that makes you "the man". And we wanna bring down "the man".

Caroline: Well, um, listen I'm really tired. And I have to get up early because I'm . . . going to bed early.

Richard: Well, if it isn't the 8th dwarf, Easy.

Richard: So, no one liked my paintings in Rome, either. But it was just as well. After Julia left me, I couldn't paint anymore.
Caroline: She broke your heart?
Richard: No, she broke my paint brush! Of course she broke my heart. I mean I was in love with her, you know. Sincere amore. The kind of love you never have to question.

Del: What do you mean? You're going to give up $200 just because you're a little embarrassed? I'd walk down the street naked for $200...
Caroline: You'd do that for 15, we already determined that last Halloween.

Joe: What are you working on?
Richard: Not throwing you out the window.
Joe: How's it going?
Richard: Not so good.

Del: So how do you think I came off?
Woman: A little needy.

Annie: You finally get your one and only marriage and you don't accept because you see yourself in a Volvo commercial?

Richard: Oh, come on, you're just fishing for compliments.
Woman: Is it working?

Annie: That's how she was going to accept his proposal! It's so romantic!
Richard: How do you know it was a marriage proposal? It could have been a suicide pact.
Annie: Somebody wasn't breast-fed!
Richard: Somebody doesn't have breasts!

Del: No way, Phil could never afford to buy her those things on what I paid him.
Charlie: Probably bought it with the money he was embezzling.
Del: What?!
Charlie: He was embezzling, skimming off the top, robbing you blind, spanking the monkey. Oh wait, that's something else.

Caroline: [doorbell] I'll get it.
Richard: I'll get it.
Caroline: No, I'll get it.
Richard: I said I'll get it.
Caroline: Fine, then you get it.
Richard: You wanna get it so bad, then you get it.

Richard: I'm the one doing the mural on the Reisman Building.
Secretary: Oh, right, the painter!
Richard: Uh, artist.
Secretary: What's the difference?
Richard: I don't have to wear a little white hat.

[Salty jumps into Richard's lap]
Richard: How anecdotal. Can you please just make it disappear?
Caroline: I'm sorry. Are you allergic?
Richard: No, I just don't like cats or dogs or anything that runs up to you and pees on your feet when you come home.

Richard: Oh, Caroline, oh, oh Caroline, you're so good to me. I just wish the job were better.

Del: [entering] Oh, hey, Richard. Sweetie?
Richard: Sweetie isn't here.
Del: Where is she?
Richard: Ah, reading to the blind, gynecologist. Who listens?

Caroline: I'm not going to let them get away with this. I'm going to mock them in my comic strip.
Richard: No, no, no. Caroline, please. Remember when you mocked the electric company? I'm not working by candlelight again.

Aunt Mary: Nice to meet you, Richard.
Annie: Boy, there's a phrase you don't hear too often.

Caroline: Richard, I can't believe we brought a baby into this world.
Richard: Well, Vicki did most of the work.

Richard: Donna, I'm sorry were gonna have to call this off; my wife gets very jealous.
Caroline: I can't believe you, bringing another one of your women up here. While I'm at home feeding little Richard. And on our anniversary. He's not even a painter, you know. He's a beast.

Richard: Thanks.
Caroline: You're welcome.
Richard: Slap was a bit much.
Caroline: That was for ignoring me in the restaurant.

Richard: Mother, buy a gun, it will be faster.
Caroline: But not nearly as much fun.

Natalie Karinsky: Look at you. Why are you all dressed in black?
Richard: I'm a ninja warrior now, Mother.

Caroline: You're Richard's mother?
Natalie Karinsky: Oh, did he tell you I was dead? Usually he tells everyone I'm dead.
Annie: No. He said you lived in Utah.
Natalie Karinsky: Utah? I'd rather be dead.

Richard: OK, one Christmas morning, I wake up, I run into the living room and my mother says 'I just forgot'.
Annie: OK, no more calls. We have a winner.

Annie: Oh oh, there he is. Places.
Caroline: Annie, maybe you shouldn't.
Annie: Mrs. Karinsky, can we screw with your kid's head?
Natalie Karinsky: That's usually a mother's job but what the hell. Go for it.

Caroline: What's happening, Charlie?
Charlie: Well I heard on the news that they found these crows in New Mexico that use tools. They're closing in on us, man. I don't even own tools.

Richard: OK, OK, well you've all met Lady Bracknall. So let the games begin.
Caroline: Well, she really didn't say much but your imaginary friend Adam, he spilled his guts.
Annie: Yeah, Mr. Bedwetter.
Richard: I can't believe she told you that.
Annie: She didn't, gotcha. Five bucks.

Richard: Yente Center. May I help you?

Caroline: I still have William Shatner's Christmas album if it'll put you in the mood.
Richard: Yeah, to climb up a clock tower and thin out the neighborhood.

Jimmy: I love Cats. I've seen it 13 times.
Annie: Oh, that's really sad.

Caroline: How are you getting on with your neighbors?
Richard: Not as well as they're getting on with each other.

Caroline: I've seen Annie naked.
Richard: Who hasn't?

Caroline: Don't judge me. You drink from the toilet bowl.

Annie: Richie can't drive.
Richard: This is true, but if you lay down in the street I'll give it a try.

Caroline: Is it true that one Christmas---
Natalie Karinsky: Is he still bringing that up? We're JEWISH!!

Richard: Del, were you absent the day they taught, 'Think it, don't say it?'

Richard: See, I have helped you. I improved the quality of your sarcasm.

Contribuir a esta página

Sugiere una edición o agrega el contenido que falta

Obtén más información acerca de cómo contribuir

Editar página Agregar episodio

Más de este título

Más para explorar

Visto recientemente

Habilita las cookies del navegador para usar esta función. Más información.