Hollywood Dreams

No one else would leave a comment on this movie, so I will take the dubious honor of doing so. If you have seen the movie, I'm sorry. If not, DON'T!!! Believe me, it is bad. Real bad.

Kelly Cook, who plays the naive girl trying to make it in Hollywood (is there one of these characters in EVERY T&A movie?)gives a valiant performance in Hollywood Dreams, one of my Cinemax Top 10. She has an overprotective (and oversexed) boyfriend, and the people she works with on her first movie are....questionable. The first scene with the producers in it shows their office waiting room, filled with beautiful women (mostly blondes) wearing short, tight dresses. Most of them have a dazed look on their face, and a few are even popping gum! Of course, the only way these girls are gonna get a job in this picture is if they take their clothes off (they don't look like they can put a sentence together let alone say their lines without the script in front of them). From there, we have sex-a-plenty, and Natasha the make-up girl who never disappoints! The plot is wafer thin (I don't think there was one) but there's plenty of good looking women. These are the kind of flicks that are put just above porn movies......a fair amount of simulated sex, heavy nudity, and a mere skeleton of a plot. Watch it if you don't have anything else to do, but if you want to laugh at a really bad movie, be my guest!

A mildly clever premise, if unoriginal; a low-budget sex movie about making a low-budget sex movie. Debra Beatty was the one who came the closest to actual acting. She was gorgeous, too. Most of the male actors were atrocious. The direction and photography was OK. A lot of nudity is about all this film has going for it, and it seems to know this. I guess that's all it was supposed to be in the first place. So if you're going to sit through this movie, make sure that's what you want. Grade: D-

Yes, it was a bad movie but I viewed it as a T&A version of Steve Buscemi's great film "Living in Oblivion." So seen it that way,it's not all that bad. Not too much simulated sex, but plenty of T&A.

When I see something like this I wonder if when producers say that they will get a Playboy or Penthouse girl into the movies, they mean something like this

You really have to see this movie, I have seen this movie 3 times now because I still can't believe what I am seeing, The acting is so bad, I mean it's so bad that you have to see it. Trust me, and watch towards the end at the wrap party, Is that A Garth from Wayne's World impersonator????????? wtf? Hollywood Dreams is awful, but in that good awful way. The script had potential until the actors stepped in. I actually remember Howard Stern playing audio clips of this movie a few years ago and p*ssing his pants laughing, The actor who plays Robby is pretty hot, and there actually are a few funny moments (aside from the entire acting thing)If you enjoy soft core porn, T&A, and mindless entertainment, then this is the movie for you. Enjoy!