- General Copperfield: The first thing we'd like to know is what we're dealing with: Biological, chemical, or other.
- Sheriff Bryce Hammond: ...Well, I'm leaning towards "other".
- Sheriff Bryce Hammond: All right, enough.
- [shouts]
- Sheriff Bryce Hammond: Enough! It's not a god, it's not a devil. It's just a fucking animal, and any living thing can be killed.
- Timothy Flyte: But this thing is what wiped out the dinosaurs! Which were pretty tough fucking customers!
- Sheriff Bryce Hammond: Well you said this thing thinks its Lucifer? Well Lucifer had the biggest ego of them all
- Sheriff Bryce Hammond: If we keep our heads straight, we'll get out of here - I promise you.
- Jenny: How can you be so sure?
- [Hammond shows her a candy wrapper fortune that reads "Luck is on your side"]
- Deputy Wargle: Oh, you've got some guns, ladies? You wouldn't shoot an unarmed man, would you?
- [both women cock shotguns and point them at him]
- Deputy Wargle: That's a dumb question.
- Ancient Evil: Tell the world the end begins here.
- Ancient Evil: I am Baal. I am the eye.
- Ancient Evil: One of your species has theorized my existence.
- Ancient Evil: It's like a puppy learning a difficult trick.
- Ancient Evil: He is your Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
- Ancient Evil: Only in me can you achieve immortality.
- Ancient Evil: Not in God.
- Ancient Evil: Not in Christ.
- Ancient Evil: Only in me.
- Timothy Flyte: I used to believe that any theory, once published with supporting evidence, then became open to discussion and debate. But I've learned how envious, vindictive, and vicious the academic community can be; they're swine. Polite swine, but swine nonetheless. Convincing the world fairly to consider a new idea takes patience, perseverance, and a willingness to fight the good fight in any media forum one can find.
- Timothy Flyte: What they do not understand is that death is for mortals, not or gods. Even after all they witnessed tonight they still don't *believe*, they still think you're only an *animal*... only a *thing*. Show yourself! Gods have nothing to fear...
- [mockingly]
- Timothy Flyte: Or *do* they?
- Tunnel Boy: [holding vials of virus] You always had an urge to shoot little boys?
- Sheriff Bryce Hammond: No. This time, I'm gonna miss.
- [shoots vials]
- [last lines]
- Timothy Flyte: [on a TV Interview] We most hope it is gone... if not it may well be responsible for our extinction.