- Sparky: Are you crazy? You didn't have to kill him!
- Mr. Turner: What are you worried about? Their union's got great life insurance coverage!
- Wally: [pantomimes a dead corpse in front of hostages] Hi, everybody! I'm leaving now, got the rest of the day off! Yes-sir-ee you won't see me no more! New boss is a great guy! He said I could have the rest of the week off, ha ha ha! It's such a drag!
- [Wally laughs and drags the corpse off-screen]
- Montessi: If I shoot you, does it not make a hole?
- [Montessi shoots Ed "Smartypants" Williams in the chest, killing him]
- Melissa Wilkins: So is there a cop-wife at home?
- Det. David Chase: Yeah. I keep her in a jar with my cop-kids and my cop-dog.
- Montessi: Do you have any last words?
- Det. David Chase: I just happen to have some for just such an occasion but I left my sheet at home, I'd be happy to go back and get it for you.
- Melissa Wilkins: There's a service elevator that leads straight to the control room.
- Det. David Chase: The control room? If you wanted convenience, why not call the bad guys and ask them to hail us a cab?