Human Desires

Welcome to another instantly forgettable direct-to-video romp. The story - or what they call the story - is just insulting. Perhaps that's not saying a lot for the territory, but this one hurt. Don't believe me? Watch it. It doesn't make one lick of sense. Now, okay, I know what you're thinking. It's not like we tune in for a great story so what about the naughty bits.

Disappointing. More of the same. Filmed in the same 'ol predictable style against the same 'ol backdrop. There's nudity to be found, but there's no atmosphere and no heat to really go along with it. As for Tweed herself, she doesn't star no matter what the movie box sells you. If you must know, she only gets naked once and it's far from mind blowing. Some T&A flicks surprise you, some don't and just deliver the goods. This did neither. Pass.

The movie is said to be a crime thriller but is nothing more then a soft porn with no story, script or acting.

The movie starts with a sex scenes and has lots of sex scenes in normal intervals. The movie is slow and boring with an abrupt ending and yes with a pale script.

Direction and screenplay is irritating and background music doesn't support the scenes.

A boring soft porn.

Starts off with a sex scene, of which there were eight total I think, three of them in the first half hour. The movie really comes to a standstill with them, so they should have done some talking during those scenes to dispose of some exposition! Or maybe some split-screen action.

Anyway, the plot is that at a fashion pajama party, one of the models trying to win a contract is found dead in the pool. An alcoholic ex-cop private investigator is hired by a friend of the model to investigate it as a murder when the police decide it was a suicide. The whole PI investigation is really stale, right from the "you don't want to hire me" to the end. The head of security at the party is an ex-cop friend of the PI, and the PI also has a friend still in the department.

The ending didn't make too much sense to me. He might as well as never been hired in the first place.

An independent production intended for adult audience this soft-porn picture covers up a silly plot to expose countless phony sexual intercourses of questionable taste and that start with a lot of stereotyped women hand-picked from porn industry as easily perceived in those artificially inflated bre.asts followed by dyed hair and so for.

In few words the summarized plot about a pajama party took place at agency fashion's boss Shannon Tweed mansion, where it start a beauty contest which the best model will get a profitable contract, suddenly a contender went to die at pool in suspicion circumstances, although it's an alleged as suicide.

Oddly enough a private detective self-titled as Sam Spade (Christian Noble) was previously inivited to this party for unclear reansons, actually he is former cop and alcoholic one that later he is hired by another model to clarify the death.

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First watch: 2024 / How many: 1 / Source: DVD / Rating: 4.5.

Lots of sex, zero plot and acting but again, plenty of nudity. That's enough motive to watch the movie right? Shannon Tweed looks spectacular and delivers some really hot sex scenes although she is not the main character of the movie (even if the box shows her as the main star).

If you are a fan of Mrs. Tweed, give it a try and you might enjoy it but most of the sex scenes happen in the first hour. The rest of the movie is boring and displays inept film making.

Once again Shannon stars in this "popular" soft core saga that was pretty popular during the 90's. I can't even think how many times I watched this one on Cinemax or the Latin soft core sex channel at night MultiPremiere.