- Steve: Excuse me, guys... can I see your invitations?
- Brad: Is this your house?
- Steve: Yes.
- Brad: Your party?
- Steve: Yes.
- Brad: Can we get in?
- Steve: No.
- Eric: C'mon Brad, let's just go.
- Brad: No no no no... Steve... Steve, we can get in, right?
- Steve: You don't got an invitation. You don't go in.
- Brad: You don't GOT an invitation? Steve, quick English lesson; it's don't HAVE an invitation. As in 'Hi, my name is Steve. I don't have brain.'
- Steve: You're just a natural little Shakestein, aren't you?
- Brad: Shakespeare, Steve... it's Shakespeare. Didn't you see the 'No Idiots' sign on the front lawn?
- Mr. Johnson: What do you mean we're having the bedroom redone? We just had it redone last week.
- Cynthia: I'm having it redone... redone.
- Mr. Johnson: Should I bother to ask why?
- Cynthia: Well, I just read that Sharon Stone is having her bedroom redone in imperial blue. So... I want imperial blue.
- Eric: Keeping up with the Stoneses?
- Stephanie: Hi.
- Eric: So, hows your uncle?
- Stephanie: On his way to a full recovery.
- Eric: And how are you doing?
- Stephanie: Just fine... Tiger.
- Eric: Tiger?
- Stephanie: Yeah, that's what I'm gonna call you from now on. Like, your nickname.
- Eric: Mm, so we're giving nicknames now, huh? Well, can I call you Schnookums?
- Stephanie: Schnookums? Sounds like an air freshener.
- [pause]
- Stephanie: Well, this has definitely been one of the most exciting summers I've ever had.
- Eric: Yeah. Wonder if it gets any better?
- Stephanie: You know it does.
- Paulo: You can rape, kill, torture a few little kids and blow up a few mailboxes... but just keep it in the neighborhood, okay?
- Bobby: Either Mr. Johnson turned into a pretty young woman last night... or he's been hiding something from us.
- Eric: There are two things in the world I can't stand; flat soda... and big slimy guys with tattoos.