- Sean Cassidy: You know, for an over-sexed mind-witch you really are a tight ass.
- Emma Frost: Oh why don't you wax your chest hair!
- Kurt Pastorius: Ms. Frost, how are we supposed to relax and concentrate at the same time?
- Emma Frost: Just imagine you're sitting in the bathroom Kurt.
- Monet St. Croix: Little girl, does this sound like bragging to you? I'm giving you helpful information for the good of your survival.
- Jubilation Lee: Oh, and how is this helpful?
- Monet St. Croix: Because little Jubie, none of us gifted kids get along. And I'm telling you the last person you should be messing with.
- Kurt Pastorius: You know, having stretchy skin ain't the kinda thing that's gonna make you a star around here...
- Angelo Espinosa: And I suppose looking through pantyhose is real special huh?
- Kurt Pastorius: ...listen "dermoflex"... you have got to try and get by on your personality. Accept the fact that the mutant god was in a viciously funny mood when it was your turn in line.
- Angelo Espinosa: I think the joke's on all of us esse'.
- Mondo: See now there he goes again running that little mouth of his.
- Angelo Espinosa: You okay man? You getting proper nutrition?
- Mondo: What does it look like?
- [Flexes muscles]
- Mondo: ... boom, ping, PING!
- Angelo Espinosa: Okay man, look like Schwarzenegger don't gotta worry 'bout you.
- Mondo: Yeah well he better, cause I can become as solid as anything I touch man. Wood, rock, steel, it's ALL good!
- Angelo Espinosa: What happens when you eat jello esse'?
- Kurt Pastorius: Haha...
- Mondo: [stares at Refrax] You know I don't like jello...
- Kurt Pastorius: Oh I know... it was just very funny.
- Mondo: I'm still big.
- Kurt Pastorius: Oh you're huge!
- Kurt Pastorius: You know, I think my vision is getting stronger. Arlee, is that you in there? Mmm. Outstanding glutes!
- Arlee Hicks: I know that you can't see through that door because it is a sheilded fire wall, but when you do get stronger and try to look through my clothes I'm gonna tear your head off and re-attatch it to his butt!
- Mondo: No one's touching my butt!
- Emma Frost: Wake up lover. I'm even better in real life.
- Sean Cassidy: I told you what would happen if you ever invaded my mind.
- Emma Frost: If I invaded your mind you'd never wake up.
- Sean Cassidy: Neither would you.
- Jubilation Lee: [to Banshee and Emma] Look! I'm sure you guys got some great schemes in mind, which is why you nabbed me all right? but I'm a bad girl and I've got some nasty mutant tricks so just back off!
- Jubilation Lee: What am I supposed to say...? "Hey Mom, I think I'm a mutant, but don't worry now I'll study harder..."