El hijo del presidente

Follows the son of the president who can't connect to the real world. He gets a new body guard who likes cutting corners. Chock full of ads for various products. With poor slapstick humour mostly, littering the scenes and a generic plot. Has some charm but doesn't appropriately change the characters from the terrible selves they started as.

My expectations for 'First Kid' were very low, in that regard it's actually marginally better than I thought it would be. Still, it's a film I most certainly wouldn't recommend.

Sinbad gives the most noteworthy performance of the cast, in his role as Simms. Even so, it isn't anything great or memorable from him. All of the others aren't worth mentioning, though it is cool to see Rafiki himself, Robert Guillaume, make an appearance - I didn't actually know what he looked like before watching, but in one of his early scenes he laughs and I knew instantly it was that man.

The plot is what lets this down. Just a quick glance at the cover gives off negative vibes, while the opening few scenes don't give you any more confidence either. It's extremely predictable, as well as being rather messy - you don't see the villain until the final 20-25 minutes, so are waiting for around 70mins for the obvious to come to fruition.

I've seen worse from live-action Disney, but it's still a poor attempt from the studio.

Okay, okay. The movie doesn't aim at high quality. It's not meant to be. It is meant to be funny and entertaining. It is shallow and sometimes oversubscribed. However, I thought that a) Brock Pierce did a wonderful job, b) I could deduce some messages of life, c) the plot was nice and d) the interaction between Sinbad and Brock was rather substantial and well staged. Brock Pierce showed how lonesome and frustrating the life as the "First Kid" can be, how isolated he is and how much he suffers from this isolation. Sinbad - I mean, he is a clumsy guy, but he did fine in here. I never thought that he was constrained or fake. The movie as a whole lacks a realistic storyline, but that didn't matter to me. I was rather attracted by the scene in which Brock told him amid tears how outcast he felt, and I thought it was witty how Sinbad showed him what to do about it. Definitely not a masterpiece but surely above the average.

Secret Service Agent Sam "Sammy" Simms (Sinbad) is a lighthearted field agent who wants to work protection detail. Simms is given an opportunity to move up to protection when he is assigned to Luke Davenport (Brock Pierce) the 13-year-old mischievous son of President Paul Davenport (James Naughton) who has made a habit of irritating whatever agent is assigned to protect him. As Sinbad accompanies Luke through the course of his very rigidly structured life and school schedule enduring Luke's various pranks and insults Simms eventually learns that Luke is lonely as his position in the White House often leaves him by himself with his parents always busy and no real friends to speak of which Simms tries to help with.

First Kid is a 1996 Disney comedy created as a vehicle for comedian Sinbad who began working with the company in the early 90s on projects such as The Sinbad Show and 1995's Houseguest. Purchased for around $500,000 by the Walt Disney Company the movie falls well into the mold of established family comedies of the time with the kid centric premise inspired by the likes of Home Alone and its various imitators as well as Disney attempting to cater material with seemingly more "edge" to appeal to the 90s youth culture that favored independence and rebellion as cultural foundations. Made for a modest $15 million, the film was a modest success at the box office taking in $26 million during its late august release and proving successful enough that Disney briefly considered turning the concept of the film into a TV series (that ultimately never came to be). Critical reception was pretty much what you'd expect with many pointing out the similarities to the glut of family comedies that had tried to recapture the success of Home Alone to diminishing returns but there were some who praised the chemistry between Sinbad and Pierce. First Kid is certainly a better vehicle for Sinbad than his outing in Houseguest, but it's very safe material that feels like it would've been at home in that sitcom that never happened.

I actually rather liked Sinbad as Simms as despite being slightly unorthodox with his running gag of garishly colored ties (both neck and bow varieties) or his introduction of using his position to get free coffee and donuts by pretending the pastries and beverages are somehow a threat he is rather likable as an eccentric Secret Service agent whose energetic personality clash with the rigidity of his colleagues. Brock Pierce is also good as Luke as he does have charm during the comic scenes and is sympathetic during the dramatic scenes, but the character is written pretty inconsistently as we do sympathize with him in some circumstances, but then there's others instances where he'll do things like blackmail Simms to get his way using something Simms did to be nice as Leverage that really isn't addressed in a way where we can overlook it. Outside of the dynamic between Simms and Luke we get pretty standard stuff for this kind of movie including 90s bully archetypes, not one but two blandly written love interests who don't get to do much, and of course animal shenanigans aplenty.

We also get a healthy dosage of product placement with scenes of the characters eating with prominently displayed McDonald's bags or a lengthy slapstick sequence where Simms has to dress up in a Coca-Cola can costume on roller skates (don't ask). We also have prominent displays of an attraction Virtuality's VR game Dactyl Nightmare in a relic of the 90s brief fascination with the very young VR technology. The movie also has a surprisingly dark climax that's framed almost the same way you'd film something like In the Line of Fire and while part of me wants to applaud the movie for the sheer audacity in having something this dark in a what's advertised as light family fare, the other part of me thinks that maybe there should've been some massive re-writes put to work in refining the third act to something more tonally appropriate.

First Kid is a very middle of the road film from the 90s that features decent chemistry between Sinbad and Pierce, but also isn't funny, charming, or clever enough to make up for its indulgence of 90s formula and gush of product placement. The best way to view First Kid is as more of a time capsule than a movie and I suppose if you want to see pure undiluted peak 90s you'll get all you can handle and then some.

In the 90s, Sinbad was doing pretty well for himself in the family comedy genre. First Kid falls into that genre. It's a safe harmless comedy for all ages. Though it has, unfortunately, aged like milk. Watching it in 2020 is a challenge. Although it still has it's funny moments, it's just can't compare to other films in the same genre that have come out since. Where as films like Home Alone, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, or The Sandlot are timeless classics, First Kid definitely had it's expiration date. Brock Pierce was an OK child actor but he definitely needed Sinbad to prop him up. He hasn't done any films since 1997, so perhaps Hollywood was well aware of his limited acting chops. It's OK, child actors in the 90s were a dime a dozen and most of them have since moved on in their lives, Pierce among them.

If you want a safe child-friendly family comedy to kill an hour and a half, there are much better films to choose from, but if you've seen them all, give this one a chance. It is indeed entertaining.