Day of the Warrior

This is a great movie to watch if you're not concerned with plot and like to watch all the main characters have sex. It wouldn't be a good idea to watch this movie alone, unless you like to laugh to yourself. If you want to take a break from movies that are obsessed with either winning awards or a large box office take, this might be what you're looking for. I found myself constantly wondering how this movie was able to get funding, but I had to keep in mind that there are people like me who rent this kind of stuff. What's great about it is that the cover of the video box for this movie gives you a pretty good expectation of what this "film" is about. That's so rare these days.

Caught this on television one night and what a laugher it is. If you like t**s and lots of it, mixed with a brainless to borderline retarded plot of sideshow misfits trying to play spy, this is it. What else would you expect? It's Magnum P.I. rip off knocking the acting down three thousand fold with a ton of silicon.

Easily a terrible movie, but also extremely funny. This has become a classic among me and my friends because it is so bad. There are moments when you can't help bursting out with awkward dialogue and gratuitous clothes changing. Elvis Fu is a virtual bevy of ethnic jokes.

The dialogue is so bad it's entertaining. I quote:

"Back in Kansas, it's so flat, when your dog runs away you can see him for THREE DAYS." "Wow, that's flat." End of scene. Just one of many awful exchanges. I recommend it.

The 1996 venture into the L. E. T. H. A. L. franchise sees writer and director Andy Sidaris back at the wheel, taking over after two rather disastrous jabs at the franchise from his son Christian Drew Sidaris.

And with the memory of the two previous not-so-lucky-movies, then I have to admit that I sat down to watch "Day of the Warrior" with almost no expectations. But in all honesty, then I have to say that writer and director Andy Sidaris does manage to step up and bring the boat around, as he managed to get the franchise back on track. Of course one can argue whether or not the L. E. T. H. A. L. franchse ever was on track, but at least he brought the movie back to the level it was before he handed the reigns to Christian Drew Sidaris.

The storyline in "Day of the Warrior" is pretty much as expected from a movie in this franchise, but at least is the excessive focus on lewd sex scenes shelved, and the focal point of "Day of the Warrior" is back on the actual story and the action. That being said, of course there is still nudity and a little bit of sex scenes in the movie, but nothing like the way-too-much-and-over-the-top as in the two previous movies. So yeah, it definitely was nice to see the movie return to form.

The acting was as expected in a movie such as "Day of the Warrior", and if you have seen the previous many L. E. T. H. A. L. movies, then you know what you are getting here. There are returning cast members to the franchise, which included the likes of Julie Strain and Rodrigo Obregón.

All in all, a pretty generic and straight forward venture into the franchise, but you know what you are getting here, for better or worse. And of course, nice to have writer and director Andy Sidaris take charge and bring the franchise back on track.

My rating of "Day of the Warrior" lands on a five out of ten stars.

Some people (not Robert Bresson) proclaim a basic law of cinema: "whatever the movie is about, it will be better with breasts and zombies". Well, in "The day of the warrior" there are no zombies.

There is little to add to Sickcritik's brilliant dissertation on this movie. If you enjoy watching "apparently" bad movies, this is a good option. You will enjoy with Andy Sidaris' master subtlety to include scenes with naked breasts. The special effects (those explosions, those weapons...) will fascinate you, the thrilling acting will carry you away (the comic couple, the hispano, the Shakespearian actresses...), you will fear the extraordinary evilness of the villains, as the owl-killer blonde or the Warrior, a psychopath who loves to kill his victims with wrestling techniques, you will be surprised by a soundtrack that it's maybe the worst thing of the movie (and that's a merit!) and finally you will meet the mythical Elvis Fu: I think everybody should meet Elvis Fu before death.

So enjoy it!, but remember, don't expose to this movie's quality more than ten minutes every time: more is dangerous for your health.