- Brett: [talking to Rob about the complexity of dating] Getting into a relationship with a woman these days is like... it's like getting into a cab with a driver that doesn't speak English. I mean you tell them where you wanna go when you start off, and they nod and smile and you think they've understood. And then all of a sudden you look up, and you're driving down "Moving In" Street, or "Having a Baby" Street, and you say "No, I never wanted to go here" and then they start yelling at you in some language you don't even understand. Man I tell you something, from now on I'm walking.
- Brett: [as Tash, walks into the living room, sees Brett "examining herself" on the couch, and is shocked] What are you doing?
- Tash: [as Brett] Just trying to get the hang of it all.
- Brett: [as Tash] Stop perving on my body!
- Tash: [as Brett] I have seen it all, Tash,
- [looks down at herself]
- Tash: just uh, not exactly from this angle.
- Brett: [as Tash] Well, not anymore! From now on, we're strangers, and I'd like you to treat my body as such.
- Tash: [as Brett] Hey, fine by me.
- Tash: I wish you could be me, so you could see how I feel for once. I wish I could be you, so I could show you what an idiot you've become!