- Ste: [reading magazine] You cannot transmit the HIV virus by frottage.
- Ste: What's frottage?
- Jamie Gangel: It's yogurt. It's French.
- Miss Chauhan: Right, now, this is Mr. Bennett and he's gonna be taking the boys for football. Mr. Bennett foolishly wants to be a teacher.
- [McBride and the other boys are talking quietly, but including the word "fucking" several times, making Miss Chauhan's comments about Mr. Bennett barely audible. Jamie then looks across to McBride]
- Ryan McBride: What you fucking looking at?
- Miss Chauhan: Er, less fucking and more attention please.
- [She looks across to Gina, who is obviously pregnant]
- Miss Chauhan: Something you might have said to your boyfriend, that, Gina.
- Leah Russell: I wish I was the one that was going away. Nothing ever happens around here. I gets up in the morning, bake my face in half a ton of slap, tong my hair with yesterday's lacquer, that's it. It's the same every bleeding day. There's fuck-all to look forward to.
- Sandra Gangel: Now you just remember I won a year's supply of toilet freshener for making up that poem. That took brains and artistry, that did.
- Sandra: All I want outta life is enough money to buy a decent pair o'shoes that don't let in the rain.