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Frozen Assets

  • 1992
  • PG-13
  • 1h 36min
CALIFICACIÓN DE IMDb
3.3/10
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Corbin Bernsen and Shelley Long in Frozen Assets (1992)
Comedy

Agrega una trama en tu idiomaA man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

  • Dirección
    • George Miller
  • Guionistas
    • Don Klein
    • Tom Kartozian
  • Elenco
    • Shelley Long
    • Corbin Bernsen
    • Larry Miller
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  • CALIFICACIÓN DE IMDb
    3.3/10
    618
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    • Dirección
      • George Miller
    • Guionistas
      • Don Klein
      • Tom Kartozian
    • Elenco
      • Shelley Long
      • Corbin Bernsen
      • Larry Miller
    • 9Opiniones de los usuarios
    • 5Opiniones de los críticos
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    Shelley Long
    Shelley Long
    • Dr. Grace Murdock
    Corbin Bernsen
    Corbin Bernsen
    • Zach Shepard
    Larry Miller
    Larry Miller
    • Newton Patterson
    Dody Goodman
    Dody Goodman
    • Mrs. Patterson
    Matt Clark
    Matt Clark
    • J.F. Hughes
    Jeanne Cooper
    Jeanne Cooper
    • Zach Shepard's Mother
    Paul Sand
    Paul Sand
    • McTaggert
    Gloria Camden
    • Gloria the Madam
    Teri Copley
    • Peaches
    Gerrit Graham
    Gerrit Graham
    • Lewis Crandall
    John Asher
    John Asher
    • Bobby Murdock
    • (as John Mallory Asher)
    Jenifer Lewis
    Jenifer Lewis
    • Jomisha
    John Bloom
    John Bloom
    • Ed Walker
    Sara Ballantine
    Sara Ballantine
    • Valentine
    Gary Basey
    Gary Basey
    • Clarence
    Collin Bernsen
    • Lomax
    Vicky Vose
    • Cindy Andrews
    Duffy Epstein
    • Bob Gould
    • Dirección
      • George Miller
    • Guionistas
      • Don Klein
      • Tom Kartozian
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    the duck

    Have your Assets and Freeze them too!

    You will laugh your assets off at the freezingly funny feature! Shelley Long (the original Ice Queen) and Corbin Bernsen (the original Ice Regent) are an asset of a pair of sperm-cross'd lovers in a small town where the men are men and the women are not. It's a kind of uplifting experience, but not recommended for those whose assets are hot, lukewarm, or just plain chilly. You just couldn't relate.
    1jimmyjamma

    Like a train wreck, you can't take your eyes away

    This has to be in the running for the worst movie of all time. My roommate and I just watched it, but don't know why; it was so painful. I wonder some times how movies like this make it in Hollywood. I honestly cannot think of a worse movie. Shelly Long sucks so bad in this movie that it makes her work in "Troop Beverly Hills" look like Oscar material. The chemistry between Corbin Bersen and Shelly Long was reminiscent of that time on Mister Wizard's World when he blew up his lab. And what was with Larry Miller??? Really, come on, people. Everything about this movie sucked, even the lighting! We will never be able to get back the last hour and a half of our life...never!
    10dmlane-2

    Very funny and under rated

    Lots of laughs here. The snobs have rated this movie low but they have no sense of humor. The story line is only so so but there is a laugh at every turn. Everything from prostitutes going on strike because the men are all saving up their sperm for a contest to the misadventures of a bank president who doesn't know that the bank he will be running is a sperm bank. Some low brow puns, but they are all funny. This is the movie that made Larry Miller a star. In fact, he was the unexpected star of the movie. He participated in rewriting his own lines and acted with perfection. Also of note is the outrageously funny performance of Dotie Goodman.
    9tikunotes

    First Romantic Sperm Bank Comedy- Ahead of its time

    Truly a fun schmaltzy romantic comedy- not for snobs or those into avante-garde esoteric analytical movies. Hysterical plot involving good hearted prostitutes in a contest,including a romantic relationship between a biogenetic counselor and an aggressive newly assigned bank president. For those who want a light laugh without violence or nudity, this old 1992 film has so many laughs. The double entendres float throughout the script. Shelly Long has great charm. Comedian Larry Miller plays an endearing Newton who surprises us all at the charming end! Hopefully they make this old video into a DVD and make it available on Netflix or Itunes. Ignore the snobby critics. This is a heart warmer, uplifting, a feel good movie. The values are socially redeeming. Refreshingly original. More people would give it a chance if they would ignore the constipated reviews from old Siskel and Ebert and their ardent followers.
    2IonicBreezeMachine

    A terrible comedy of sub-sitcom level brainlessness that fails to get a single laugh in its punishingly long 90 minute runtime

    Junior executive at TGC Zach Shephard (Corbin Bersen) following the nervous breakdowns of one of TGC's vice presents approaches the CEO about a possible promotion. In order to get the promotion Zach must prove himself by turning around the financial situation of the Family First Bank in Hobart, Oregon. Once there, he meets the manager of Family First Dr. Grace Murdock (Shelly Long) only to find out it's not THAT kind of bank, it's a sperm bank. With options dwindling Zach arranges for a massive sale of sperm by encouraging the entire town to donate samples as part of a contest wherein whoever has the highest sperm count wins a $100,000 cash prize.

    Produced and co-written by Don Klein and directed by Goerge T. Miller, Frozen Assets was independently produced and sold at the American Film Market utilizing promotional condoms that the Film Market forced the producers to clean up after the mess they made in the in the trade handouts and a real life "Stud of the Year" contest wherein participants could enter by donating sperm with the highest count winning an all expenses paid vacation to Mexico. The movie was acquired by RKO for distribution and bombed at the box office making only about $500,000 and critical reception was also dismal with Siskel and Ebert calling the film one of the worst of the year on their TV program. Frozen Assets has not seen a release beyond VHS and there's a very good reason for that, namely that Frozen Assets is awful.

    The movie's more or less your standard "big city guy gets transferred to small eccentric town" narrative with all the cliches that entails with the movie instead primarily built upon its gags which are about as hackneyed as you can get from the moment are first gag with a man wearing underwear on his head and screaming at the top of his lungs into multiple phones setting the stage for the brainless stupidity that follows. The movie tries for many gags and bungles every one of them because try as they might this small town sperm bank isn't nearly as funny as the filmmakers seem to think it is despite their efforts to bash their humor into the audience with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. Even from a technical perspective, the editing, staging, and filmmaking feel very cheap and amateurish with the level feeling like that of a TV sitcom (I can't imagine how poorly this would've played on a theater screen.

    Frozen Assets is a terrible comedy that just isn't funny. It's humor is all very base, low brow, and poorly timed, and the characters never act like human beings as they oversell their delivers to an abrasive and annoying degree.

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    • Trivia
      At the time of release, movie critics Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel said that Frozen Assets was the worst comedy ever made. It would go on to be Siskel's pick for the worst film of 1992.
    • Créditos curiosos
      Dedicated to the memory of my father Leonard Klein (1916-1960).
    • Conexiones
      Featured in Siskel & Ebert & the Movies: Pure Country/Frozen Assets/Hugh Hefner: Once Upon a Time/Consenting Adults/Reservoir Dogs (1992)
    • Bandas sonoras
      Feels So Good
      Written by Michael Tavera & Jack McMorrow

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    • Fecha de lanzamiento
      • 23 de octubre de 1992 (Estados Unidos)
    • País de origen
      • Estados Unidos
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    • Locaciones de filmación
      • Historic Columbia River Highway, Columbia River Gorge, Oregón, Estados Unidos
    • Productora
      • Frozen Assets Productions
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      • USD 5,000,000 (estimado)
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    • Tiempo de ejecución
      1 hora 36 minutos
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      • Color
    • Mezcla de sonido
      • Dolby
    • Relación de aspecto
      • 1.85 : 1

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